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Old 12-07-2007, 08:31 PM   #1
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Old 12-07-2007, 11:27 PM   #2
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Old 12-07-2007, 11:31 PM   #3
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I dont know if it was funny becaue I couldnt read the mother****er.
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Old 12-07-2007, 11:32 PM   #4
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I dont know if it was funny becaue I couldnt read the mother****er.


I had to grab my magnafiying glass
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Old 12-07-2007, 11:34 PM   #5
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I have a better poem that someone wrote entitled "In the Spare of the Moment"

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This is a poem i wrote when a girl i really truly loved cheated on me.

i was devastated.

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In the spare of the moment I looked to your eyes for the easy comfort that I'd looked for seeing the slow moving waves swaying but a rapid uncontrollable tide set ablaze only seeing me in the reflection knowing I was the cause.

In the spare of the moment I knew that what I thought was freedom was but a sentence to life in your tormenting prison.

In the spare of the moment I knew that the illusion that I thought was love was but a trick of evil deception locking me away in the depths of your heart.
In the spare of the moment I knew I had given it to you, I knew that I had given you the satisfaction to control my life. I left for you, after these words you con me into saying and you stole it away before I knew what I had done and when I realized it I thought I could break it but I couldn't because that was part of it to give you more power.

In the spare of the moment I thought I had broken your spell that you so simply called love not knowing its lingering affects. Not knowing I had sealed more a long hand delivered what you wanted straight to control, you wanted me to say it then scare me into denial thus leaving me to run trapping myself. In the spare of the moment my life was over, I was at your disposal, I died there in an instance.

In the spare of that very moment you used your "love” to leave me with but guilt and despair and I figured I couldn’t help it as this power was too great for my soul to contain so you harness it to your own power. I gave you the reins to my heart for you to whip me for the rest of my life and yet every lash left a tiny but indefinite painful scar for me to live with and show. You had everything you could possibly want and I gave it to you. In the spare of the moment.

...........In the spare of that very moment you won.

....In that moment I died

... In that moment love changed all and transformed to power.....

In that moment love chained me down.

Love can shift the tables..............*whispers and fades* in the spare of.....a moment.
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Old 12-07-2007, 11:51 PM   #6
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You can click the zoom when u hover over the picture...
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Old 12-08-2007, 12:55 AM   #7
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You can click the zoom when u hover over the picture...
It's still hard and annoying to read. I quit after the first few sentences.
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Old 12-08-2007, 01:20 AM   #8
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It's still hard and annoying to read. I quit after the first few sentences.

It wasn't worth anything.
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Old 12-08-2007, 05:26 AM   #9
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Are you 12?

Seriously?
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Old 12-08-2007, 03:06 PM   #10
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lol i thought it was kinda funny. I've had dudes like that get mad at me because the girl they like is interested in me instead and they somehow think that's my fault. It's sad as hell when guys think talkin $hit about a girl's boyfriend will make them go "oh wait you're right! I DO like you more!"
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Old 12-08-2007, 03:12 PM   #11
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Haha OWNED. That was pretty funny. Poor guy.
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Old 12-08-2007, 09:51 PM   #12
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I can't stop laughing at that "crip city" illustration on pg.2
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Old 12-08-2007, 10:05 PM   #13
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I can't stop laughing at that "crip city" illustration on pg.2
Haha how hard was it to edit that gif of yours?How did you do it?
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Old 12-08-2007, 10:10 PM   #14
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Haha how hard was it to edit that gif of yours?How did you do it?

Not tough at all...just popped the gif into ImageReady.

The gif itself is only like 6 or 7 frames so it was just a matter of making it look like the hat moves w/ Mr. Michael Bolton by moving it slightly in each frame.
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Old 12-08-2007, 10:12 PM   #15
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Not tough at all...just popped the gif into ImageReady.

The gif itself is only like 6 or 7 frames so it was just a matter of making it look like the hat moves w/ Mr. Michael Bolton by moving it slightly in each frame.
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