is there any unwritten rules for buying engagement rings?

[Brizzly]

Like a years salary or such?

[Jameerthefear]

in home-ec our teacher said 3-month's salary

[DonDadda59]

Yeah, get a cubic zirconia. Or better yet, don't get married. Unless you're really looking forward to giving up half your stuff in the future.

[Brizzly]

Yeah, get a cubic zirconia. Or better yet, don't get married. Unless you're really looking forward to giving up half your stuff in the future.

****ing A man, but who cares stuff means shit tbh.

I would buy her a ****ing condom ring if I could but she likes them diamonds.

[Jameerthefear]

you're getting hoodwinked jam

what kind of woman would marry a guy that fiscally irresponsible?

A cvnt that's who.

i know. i don't believe that shit.

[Brizzly]

Damn need to ask my sisters husband for money, nice engagement rings are so expensive.

Im screwed.

[NugzFan]

Like a years salary or such?

holy shit. a year?

if i had done that, it would have broken her arm.

[Brizzly]

did you propose without a ring dummy?

havent proposed yet but we already live together and she keeps dropping hints and just want her to stop they are ****ing annoying especially this week with me home, she has been a ****ing pain in the ass. Luckily she has been at her parents house for the past two days, best ****in two days of my year.

I figure if I put a ring on her hand she stops bugging me.

[Brizzly]

sounds like a great relationship

Who are you to judge? I love her but you need space every once in a while.

[Brizzly]

then don't live with her or marry her.

What if she leaves me.

We live together for a reason though.

[Brizzly]

Insert a space bar between you and her.

Kinky

[DonDadda59]

****ing A man, but who cares stuff means shit tbh.

Wait till you try watching a game on half a TV screen, then get back to me.

I would buy her a ****ing condom ring if I could but she likes them diamonds.

Got you one uh dem gold diggaz, eh?

See, that was your first mistake.

[DonDadda59]

dadda

do you want to move in with me?

you don't have to buy me a ring

I don't approve of your lifestyle

But yes, as long as we split the rent/utilities and night terror screams don't bother you.

[Brizzly]

Wait till you try watching a game on half a TV screen, then get back to me.



Got you one uh dem gold diggaz, eh?

See, that was your first mistake.

We already got two tvs so thats cool

Every girl is a gold digger.

[DonDadda59]

sounds good. Where do you want to live?

New Mexico. We can cook meth. They'll make a TV show about it and we'll live off the residuals.

We already got two tvs so thats cool

Every girl is a gold digger.

Perfect. Sounds like you have it all figured out.

Here's some free legal advice. When the time comes, and it will soon judging by the description of your blissful relationship, contact every divorce lawyer in whatever state you live in, especially the top ones. That way when she goes to try to engage their services, it will be considered a conflict of interest since you reached out to them first. And don't leave your house. Important to establish residence otherwise she'll take your house and both TVs.