Offical Rap Battle Thread.

[PowerGlove]

pheonix18 just wants some attention and love
cause the only action he gets is from his power glove
so step aside scrub i got bigger dogs to see
I probably should keep this rhyme chipmunk free
i'm so afraid statman might google me
but please...this stuff is so petty
I'll muder any comers and dance away like Gene Kelly
in fact a girl just hit me up on the telly
imma **** her real good and nut all on her belly

[ROCSteady]

Stop jockin the Lakers,in denial like an athletic queer
Reppin' Boston, learned to ride Midnight dick from Paul Revere
Bout the same time doctors caught your impediment.
Fast forward, my Tek stutters at you in your daily regimen
You'll be beggin me to throw you a bone
Cuz Bullets, like science, got a life of they own
Get stained like iodine, I'm your lab teacher
Get mamed by this lion, you a safari creature.
Call me Damon Wayons,
when I run thru your town, it be Major Payne.

You strugglin, it's aight, Keep Ya Head Up
Listen to Pac, heed advice, get ya bread up
One day girls u pull won't be the Jefferson money (nickels)
They be Roosevelt dimes, like I pull wit my nigg@ Jefferson Money.
Nevermind, I'm not gunna inspire wit false hope.
Sum nigg@s possed to be broke, possed to choke.
Biitch Pawns like you balance the Earth,
You clean toilets while I'm balancin ya sister w/ my girth.
Prep ya self, it's the End of Days, you need to call Arnold
Or call me the Prophet, cuz it's been foretold

Get stood up at ya own funeral, who Mr.Basketball???
No love for this biitch, get thrown in the ditch,

now you Mr.CasketFall.

lol I member this....I ripped that Boston **** to shreads

[beasly15]

.... ...I make beats u should jump on da track


thats what I fu*k witt

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that's a bad ass keyboard, man.

[wheyhigh]