Big Dick Problems

[Im so nba'd out]

1. When you go to sit on the toilet without knowing the seat is up and your dick falls in the toilet water
2.Not being able to wear tight shorts/pants because it looks like you're carrying a bat under your pants
3.Always being terrified that if you walk out the shower naked that your dog will bite your dick thinking thats its a tasty sausage

add to the list of things you hate about being cursed with a big dick




IM BACK MAN!

[chosen_one6]

When a girl stops you in the middle of doggystyle because it hurts too much.

When a girl has a gag reflex and can only fit half of it in her mouth.

[Budadiiii]

When a girl stops you in the middle of doggystyle because it hurts too much.

When a girl has a gag reflex and can only fit half of it in her mouth.

You've been watching way too much porn.

[L.Kizzle]

I can't take elevators.

[chosen_one6]

You've been watching way too much porn.

I actually haven't watched porn in months. This is from personal experience homeboy. Can't say the same for you

[HomieWeMajor]

Not being able to go balls deep.
Getting an erection in tracksuit bottoms in public.

[Im Still Ballin]

When guys look at it more than girls...

And then one of those guys proceeds to follow you into the bathroom and take a piss in the same trough and you can notice they are clearly looking at your dick. This happened to me at the gym once... this one guy clearly is homosexual and it makes me really uncomfortable when he's in the gym at the same time as me.

PM me for flaccid pic (Serious, about time I shut the doubters up)

[Chief Keef]

Not being able to go balls deep.
Getting an erection in tracksuit bottoms in public.

This. Not even getting an erection either.

[Im Still Ballin]

Also;

Someone should make a Small Dick Problems for the Asian posters (Lebron23 etc) because I read this study done by an international condom company and it showed that most Asian countries are definitively an inch to half an inch below the male average, with The Korea's and the Philippines some of the smallest performer per the statistics...

[Draz]

When she says is it in yet

[qrich]

Stuff OP knows nothing about?

[bladefd]

LOL. I laughed so hard reading this thread. Hilarious stuff!

I think us guys would call it a problem, but I doubt most women would call it a problem.. women prefer it as big as possible

[JebronLames]

Takes a long time to put on a regular sized condom, and then it is way too tight, making sex less satisfying.

[imnew09]

One advantage is self bj

[SexSymbol]

being batman is a stressful job as it is, and pushing big dick into a leather suit doesn't help it