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Old 12-05-2010, 09:39 AM   #1
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Default I think I'm goin' to Hell?

I went to the early morning worship service at church. Why does a lady with the fattest booty have to sit in front of me. It's too early for this, now I can't even concentrate on "the word" cause she is in the pew in front of me.


Oh man, and every time we had to stand up to sing or pray, I was doin' my hardest not too look down.


Help me please!
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Old 12-05-2010, 09:51 AM   #2
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God should be appreciative of the fact that a young man such as yourself got up for the early mass. By staring at her ass you were simply admiring God's work.
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Old 12-05-2010, 10:34 AM   #3
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Lol. Manmade criteria for entry into 'heaven'. Religion...the greatest hoax of all time.
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Old 12-05-2010, 10:38 AM   #4
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there is no hell, fool.
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Old 12-05-2010, 10:53 AM   #5
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the priest was probably thinking the same thing when he was staring at your 8 year old brother.
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Old 12-05-2010, 11:03 AM   #6
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If I was on your Church, hoes be on my dick cause I look like Jesus.
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Old 12-05-2010, 11:07 AM   #7
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There is no hell, but you will get born again as a cow or a pig
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Old 12-05-2010, 11:23 AM   #8
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trust me, dawg. i'll be there before you..see ya at the top.
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Old 12-05-2010, 11:28 AM   #9
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I haven't been to church in years if that makes you feel better about your chances.
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Old 12-05-2010, 11:57 AM   #10
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I haven't been to church in years if that makes you feel better about your chances.

i wouldn't say chances but some people have real faith. my cousin used to be mad raw and now he's cool so i can't say anything. for real, mad gangsta. i still wouldn't test him..
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Old 12-05-2010, 12:14 PM   #11
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i wouldn't say chances but some people have real faith. my cousin used to be mad raw and now he's cool so i can't say anything. for real, mad gangsta. i still wouldn't test him..

Guys like that would murder someone in cold blood then ask why God made him do it.
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Old 12-05-2010, 12:21 PM   #12
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