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06-11-2011, 01:27 AM
#151
Bringer of Rain
Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla
Originally Posted by BarberSchool
LMAO at a gorilla having any concept of passing guard. One less than 350 pounds would get hip escaped, easy.
Gorrilla's start training at a very young age... - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcy8WHJOSCQ&feature=fvsr
and Jujitsu was invented from watching Gorilla's fight....
again....you aint bringin nothing a Gorilla hasn't seen...
Gorilla via Inverted primate plata
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06-11-2011, 01:29 AM
#152
We hoopin?
Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla
Originally Posted by AlphaWolf24
This man.
He speaks the troof.
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06-11-2011, 01:32 AM
#153
NBA lottery pick
Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla
Originally Posted by Phong
GTFOH.
This thing would run away, no question:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfjrX...eature=related
In the video you showed....that skinny dude was just trying to be nice to the chimp and hold it down....and he successfully did get on top easily and hold it down. It then grabbed his hand and pulled, and it only got funny when he tried to pull his hand away and started walking towards the water, it yanked at just the right time and dude fell in....lol
But that dude wasn't trying to hurt the chimp at any stage, if he would have thrown a punch, even his little weak azz punch would have sent the chimp running instantly. Bet.
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06-11-2011, 01:33 AM
#154
Not airballing my layups anymore
Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla
Originally Posted by BarberSchool
GTFOH.
This thing would run away, no question:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfjrX...eature=related
In the video you showed....that skinny dude was just trying to be nice to the chimp and hold it down....and he successfully did get on top easily and hold it down. It then grabbed his hand and pulled, and it only got funny when he tried to pull his hand away and started walking towards the water, it yanked at just the right time and dude fell in....lol
But that dude wasn't trying to hurt the chimp at any stage, if he would have thrown a punch, even his little weak azz punch would have sent the chimp running instantly. Bet.
I bet I could destroy you in a fight.
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06-11-2011, 01:35 AM
#155
NBA lottery pick
Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla
Originally Posted by AlphaWolf24
Haha that is really cute.
Gator roll !!
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06-11-2011, 01:36 AM
#156
We hoopin?
Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla
Originally Posted by BarberSchool
GTFOH.
This thing would run away, no question:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfjrX...eature=related
In the video you showed....that skinny dude was just trying to be nice to the chimp and hold it down....and he successfully did get on top easily and hold it down. It then grabbed his hand and pulled, and it only got funny when he tried to pull his hand away and started walking towards the water, it yanked at just the right time and dude fell in....lol
But that dude wasn't trying to hurt the chimp at any stage, if he would have thrown a punch, even his little weak azz punch would have sent the chimp running instantly. Bet.
Must... ignore.. troll..
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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06-11-2011, 01:37 AM
#157
I brick airballs
Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla
Originally Posted by Kaspah
Must... ignore.. troll..
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I just gave up, i bet you he searched up Gorilla pron after, he seems to be infatuated by gorillas
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06-11-2011, 01:37 AM
#158
Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla
Dude, gorillas run away FROM EACH OTHER. You really think your scrawny ass is going to intimidate a ****ing 400 pound gorilla?
It'd be like an adult fighting a child. I don't care what kind of BJJ ninja magic the kid knows, he's screwed
@ retarded kids who take "MMA" classes at the local YMCA and think they can fight anybody. I see you *******s at the bar every weekend.
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06-11-2011, 01:38 AM
#159
Bringer of Rain
Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla
Originally Posted by BarberSchool
Haha that is really cute.
Gator roll !!
...he had side control and was attacking his arm....
inside trip was nice too.....Gorilla's train UFC
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06-11-2011, 01:38 AM
#160
NBA lottery pick
Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla
Originally Posted by Xabit
I bet I could destroy you in a fight.
Haha, I don't know you or see you, so I have no idea. Watch Mitrione fight and that's pretty much what you'll face is a taller, lighter quicker Mitrione.
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06-11-2011, 01:39 AM
#161
Not airballing my layups anymore
Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla
Originally Posted by bmulls
Dude, gorillas run away FROM EACH OTHER. You really think your scrawny ass is going to intimidate a ****ing 400 pound gorilla?
It'd be like an adult fighting a child. I don't care what kind of BJJ ninja magic the kid knows, he's screwed
@ retarded kids who take "MMA" classes at the local YMCA and think they can fight anybody. I see you *******s at the bar every weekend.
ur an idiot if u dont thnk LBJ and wallace can beat the shit out of a gorilla. any sane man knows its easy with them.
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06-11-2011, 01:39 AM
#162
Bringer of Rain
Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla
Originally Posted by bmulls
Dude, gorillas run away FROM EACH OTHER. You really think your scrawny ass is going to intimidate a ****ing 400 pound gorilla?
It'd be like an adult fighting a child. I don't care what kind of BJJ ninja magic the kid knows, he's screwed
@ retarded kids who take "MMA" classes at the local YMCA and think they can fight anybody. I see you *******s at the bar every weekend.
this thread is $
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06-11-2011, 01:40 AM
#163
Good college starter
Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla
Originally Posted by BarberSchool
GTFOH.
This thing would run away, no question:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfjrX...eature=related
In the video you showed....that skinny dude was just trying to be nice to the chimp and hold it down....and he successfully did get on top easily and hold it down. It then grabbed his hand and pulled, and it only got funny when he tried to pull his hand away and started walking towards the water, it yanked at just the right time and dude fell in....lol
But that dude wasn't trying to hurt the chimp at any stage, if he would have thrown a punch, even his little weak azz punch would have sent the chimp running instantly. Bet.
Where did he hold the chimp down? The chimp jumped on him, grabbed his hand and held the dude down until he stood up and tried to get away. You must have also missed the part where the chimp ripped parts of the dude ear and mangled the guys fingers.
You're just hopeless.
Btw, why do you keep talking about running away? I thought you were fightiing in the hexagon with no possible escape.
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06-11-2011, 01:42 AM
#164
NBA lottery pick
Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla
Originally Posted by bmulls
Dude, gorillas run away FROM EACH OTHER. You really think your scrawny ass is going to intimidate a ****ing 400 pound gorilla?
It'd be like an adult fighting a child. I don't care what kind of BJJ ninja magic the kid knows, he's screwed
@ retarded kids who take "MMA" classes at the local YMCA and think they can fight anybody. I see you *******s at the bar every weekend.
Dude, I'm Aaron Aflalo's size and build, slightly longer arms maybe. You ain't seen me at any bar. I'm not one of those 5'10 juiceheads wearing hair gel and an affliction tee I hate them dudes too.
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06-11-2011, 01:42 AM
#165
Bringer of Rain
Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla
Originally Posted by BarberSchool
Haha, I don't know you or see you, so I have no idea. Watch Mitrione fight and that's pretty much what you'll face is a taller, lighter quicker Mitrione.
ISHFC Fight night...lets do it!!!!....
(looks up Yahoo yellowpages for renting a Gorilla)
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