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Old 04-21-2014, 06:02 PM   #1
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Default How do you guys usually pick up on girls?

Well one of my main hobbies right now is picking up on random girls, I like them young so i try and pick up on the youngins, i usually just come up to them and tell them straight up how smashable they look and ask them if they wanna unverginize me, all of them have said no of course, but this little experiment of mine has failed so many times that im open to new ideas.

How do you guys pick up? Do you guys tell the usualy corny pick up lines, also i want to know what approach works the best, is it the getting to know them approach? Tell me your ideas please.
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Old 04-21-2014, 06:06 PM   #2
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Well one of my main hobbies right now is picking up on random girls, I like them young so i try and pick up on the youngins, i usually just come up to them and tell them straight up how smashable they look and ask them if they wanna unverginize me, all of them have said no of course, but this little experiment of mine has failed so many times that im open to new ideas.

How do you guys pick up? Do you guys tell the usualy corny pick up lines, also i want to know what approach works the best, is it the getting to know them approach? Tell me your ideas please.
are you autistic?
all you have to do is dress well, be direct and be interesting to talk to. You don't need routines or "approaches"

Just understand this. All girls favorite subject is themselves. If you get them to talk about themselves enough, they will eventually start to think "wow we have such a special connection, I really want this guy to bone me now" even though all you did was get her to talk about herself.

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Old 04-21-2014, 06:06 PM   #3
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Old 04-21-2014, 06:07 PM   #4
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its all about state
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Old 04-21-2014, 06:09 PM   #5
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Screech out my mating call.
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Old 04-21-2014, 06:09 PM   #6
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Go to party, get drunk, rape. Very simple.
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Be alpha. I tell them "Come here bitch" They follow. Bitches know what they want. An alpha male.
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i usually pick them up by their boobs.
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Old 04-21-2014, 06:18 PM   #10
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Im dont know if im autistic , can you be kind enough to tell me the symptoms though? All of those ideas you guys gave out are pretty common, but if your that type of guy that can just talk to a girl off the street and smash the day after, please tell me your secret.
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Im dont know if im autistic , can you be kind enough to tell me the symptoms though? All of those ideas you guys gave out are pretty common, but if your that type of guy that can just talk to a girl off the street and smash the day after, please tell me your secret.

That sounds like you're autistic. Take 2 Advil and sleep it off.

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Old 04-21-2014, 06:20 PM   #12
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Can you tell me what you mean sir? You seem to have a high intellectual thought right about now, Im interested on knowing what you have to say.
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Im dont know if im autistic , can you be kind enough to tell me the symptoms though? All of those ideas you guys gave out are pretty common, but if your that type of guy that can just talk to a girl off the street and smash the day after, please tell me your secret.
Get in the gym, start working out, and stay confident. Men are the rightful rulers of this Earth. Do not put bitches on a pedestal because women are what what they are.
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Old 04-21-2014, 06:24 PM   #14
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are you autistic?
all you have to do is dress well, be direct and be interesting to talk to. You don't need routines or "approaches"

Just understand this. All girls favorite subject is themselves. If you get them to talk about themselves enough, they will eventually start to think "wow we have such a special connection, I really want this guy to bone me now" even though all you did was get her to talk about herself.

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lol

I think it's an intangible thing. It happens whether you want it to or not. I guess, like a lot of parts of my mind, as I got older and did more drugs... I started thinking about the why. It's all very interesting, the interaction between male and female even if they aren't talking.

From first look to where-ever you draw the line.

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Old 04-21-2014, 06:24 PM   #15
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That sounds like you're autistic. Take 2 Advil and sleep it off.

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we are in the internet, where you can be a doctor like you said.
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