Fapathy

[Ass Dan]

I got BB King running through my head: "The thrill is GONE...the thrill is gooooooooooone."

There simply isn't enough porn on the internet, I am bored of it all.

Its like I am really hungry and I am walking through a food court that has no end..."hmmm. maybe I will have the Mexican, nah, lets go with the burger, no no no, how about the Thai? Maybe a bit of Chinese? Oooooooh the fish and chips look good, nah **** that, some good ole fashion bbq, orrrrrrrrrr, maybe some Hawaiian bbq? How about that sushi? nah, too noisy...Perhaps a salad? Maybe the Moroccan? How about a bit of Russian (do they even have Russian options in food courts, they sure as f*ck do in porn, Czech too), maybe I will eat at the IKEA, how about good old fashioned McDonald's?, nah kneeggra, you need a bit of soul food, how about that fried chicken, DAMN N*GGA you racist! etc...etc...etc..."

I look at porn, I am bored with porn it takes forever to nut. I think I'd be better off goin Billie Joe Armstrong ("bite my lip and close my eye, take me away to paradise").
Cereal doe, I need to hit the clubs this weekend, the sketchy ones where all the 4s 5s and 6s hang out and get me some fresh flesh on flesh, update the spank files so this midweek fappin bit gets easier, last night was a f*ckin shit show yo!

[Shabba Ranks]

The autism is strong with this one

[ImKobe]

The autism is strong with this one

[Ass Dan]

The autism is strong with this one

You need to learn what the words you use mean.

ADHD maybe. Autism, er...no


You lose a lot of snark when your vocabulary misses the target.

You need to step up your diss game lil homey...

[Ass Dan]

I can't be the only one with Fapathy?

[D-FENS]

I can't be the only one with Fapathy?

People with "fapathy" typically feel this way because they are constantly seeking new highs. With regards to porn, people such as yourself start off with innocent videos like "Pirates" but soon start looking for more and more risque material. Ass Dan, it seems from looking at your search history you have progressed (actually regressed) to pedo level. I would suggest just turning yourself in and saving us taxpayers money and police resources.

No one is buying your gimmick. You are a sad tortured soul.