What's the biggest shit you've ever taken

[GIF REACTION]

Just took one of the THICKEST shits of my life time

It was literally like the size of a fist

It was a grinder, but i got the bad boy out in 5 minutes

Nothing compared to the shit i took at the tennis club when I was 10

30 minutes of nonstop hell

pushing out the monster of all turds

I legitimately nearly died that day

WBU

[senelcoolidge]

Am sure it aroused you right?

[warriorfan]

This one time I was at the doctors office and I was gonna use the bathroom. So I go into the stall and there is a piece of shit literally the size of an NFL football. It was unbelievable, the thing easily breached the water, at least half was sticking straight up out of the water. It was easily 3x the size of the drain, it had zero chance of being flushed. It looked like it was from an Elephant. That shit is burnt into my head for the rest of my life.

[ISHGoat]

Thank god your mom doesn't post here. She would run away with the W.

[LilKateMoss]

It was about 5'4" and ugly as hell. I named it Lebron23.

[Patrick Chewing]

I had a bad stomach ache one time and went to the bathroom and when I stood up, it looked like a mountain of molasses. I couldn't see any water.


I laid down afterwards to calm down a bit.

[West-Side]

Thank god your mom doesn't post here. She would run away with the W.

[Draz]

Ever seen a mandigo dck? That big I swear to gawd

[GIF REACTION]

Ever seen a mandigo dck? That big I swear to gawd

You alright bro?

[poido123]

Am sure it aroused you right?

I'm sure the "size" reminded him of something else he's used to

[ScalsFan21]

Log-wise I'm certainly up there. I can confidently say I've produced near-footlongs on a number of occasions.

In terms of overall mass (like warriorfan's example) I've never really seen how anyone could do that.

[Draz]

I'm sure the "size" reminded him of something else he's used to

[Uncle Drew]

Thank god your mom doesn't post here. She would run away with the W.

Damn son.