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Old 12-10-2012, 08:45 AM   #1
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Default A Joke to start off you Monday

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'

'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Bobcats but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'

Edit: Of course I meant "your" Monday. Also "Bobcats" can be substituted with Raptors, Cowboys, etc.

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Old 12-10-2012, 11:06 AM   #2
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Old 12-10-2012, 11:40 AM   #3
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David Gilchrist. Class of 2020
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:03 PM   #4
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A true NBA fan would chuckle..
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:18 PM   #5
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Came in with extremely low expectations and this joke exceeded it
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:53 PM   #6
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As a gay Wizards fan I don't appreciate this joke.
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:52 PM   #7
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LOL I laughed
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Old 12-10-2012, 03:16 PM   #8
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Good one.
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Old 12-10-2012, 03:30 PM   #9
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