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Old 08-11-2009, 02:53 PM   #1
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Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.

This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.

Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports
“I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.

Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

“I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”

Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. “I’m not hurting anyone and I can’t help it," she said. "It’s a part of who I am.”







http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ound-ride.html

Damn If women can marry other women,Lebron has a Wife, and they can marry things that aren't alive I guess PleezeBelive will be single forever.

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Old 08-11-2009, 02:55 PM   #2
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Old 08-11-2009, 02:57 PM   #3
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I was thinking the same
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Old 08-11-2009, 02:57 PM   #4
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Laugh (haha) my (as in me) muthafuckin ass off.
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Old 08-11-2009, 02:59 PM   #5
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link doesnt work.

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is that her on the photo? good riddance i think. we dont really want her making babies.
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:00 PM   #6
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I hope they have safe sex
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They have a magic carpet? I would marry that too. She is so lucky.
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:02 PM   #9
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link doesnt work.

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is that her on the photo? good riddance i think. we dont really want her making babies.

Yea put your link up lol Is she really that fat lol

And I guess no one caught the white text in da thread lol
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Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and thrusts its spare nuts and bolts up her cooter with little to no lubrication to feel closer to it.

This is the part that really had me like
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"She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it."
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Lol I find this story akward and disturbing in so many ways.
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She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

I bet deep down inside, she's jealous.
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Yea put your link up lol Is she really that fat lol

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Jump on it, let's do it, ride it, my carpet. Oh yeah!
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