So anyways I have a friend/co worker asked me if he can be my BFF. I was taken back by this because I didn't know what BFF meant. It means BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. Seeing as he was a straight guy with a wife and kids and all, I told him it would be ok AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T MENTION IT TO SOMEONE ELSE. Sure enough, the next person we saw, he was all like, "This is *my name* and we're BFFs!" The guy gave a chuckle and as he was walking away, he was muttering something like, "What a bunch of homos."
Is it really that weird to have a BFF? I don't know, I usually don't give a flying f*ck about how I should act to appease others so I thought it would be ok to be BFFs with this guy, but at the same time, I don't want people to think I'm a faggggot for obvious reasons.
He owns you now. Next up, you're on homey's plantation and and he's given you the last name brown, cause he plows your brown ass.
it's alluded that they were fukking each other behind da scenes
its okay socrates did that to plato too
but i gott ask myself why fuuk women (the inferior gender) and make urself dumber when u can make urself smarter, sharpen your teachin skills, pass of your knowledge to a hot young stud protege and enjoy the tightness of a mans azz and the addition by subtraction of a womans drama.