if you woke up with...

[Jameerthefear]

this girl on the other side of the bed...
what would you do?

[Bandito]

Freak out...

[Budadiiii]

Happens 3-4 times a week for me. Wouldn't be a big deal.

Would eat breakfast with her and take her home?

[red1]

would get up lock the doors shut the blinds and call her family for a ransom

[gts]

Step one:
Get out the duct tape

[CelticBaller]

I would be arrested for conspiring i said so...

[Jameerthefear]

Message Rad

Would it be a "Yo I'm fvcking ur girl!" message
or a
"Get over here so we can two-time this hoe!" message?

[bladefd]

I would call my lawyer first then tell her to get the hell out of my house

[bigkingsfan]

Make sure she's still alive.

[AintNoSunshine]

fukk her like there's no tomorrow? Is there supposed to be another answer?

[Jameerthefear]

"sup"

[KobesFinger]

Take a selfie with her, post it in the post a picture of yourself thread then challenge Rezznor to beat that.

Then smash.

[Scholar]

I'd probably impregnate her so I can get that Kevin Federline money...
Except on a smaller scale, of course.

[#number6ix#]

I would roll over and proceed to ramsack that hoe

[Jameerthefear]

If I just wake up and she's there? Unexpectedly?

Yes.