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    Default Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets jokes about Christians on Christmas Day

    Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson decided to spend part of Christmas Day riling up Christians.

    The "Cosmos" host cracked wise about the biggest holiday of the year in a series of tweets.

    Here are some of his tweets

    Imagine a world in which we are all enlightened by objective truths rather than offended by them.
    Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig
    Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC) becomes a Religious holiday (AD). Which then becomes a Shopping holiday (USA).
    On this day long ago, a child was born who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton b. Dec 25, 1642
    QUESTION: ThIs year, what do all the world's Muslims and Jews call December 25th? ANSWER: Thursday
    Neil trolling Christians hard.

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    Default Re: Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets jokes about Christians on Christmas Day

    Well, Neil is full of shit because Newton was born on January 4th, 1643.

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    Default Re: Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets jokes about Christians on Christmas Day

    Did he get hacked or something? I thought he doesn't care for religious debates.

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    Default Re: Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets jokes about Christians on Christmas Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Raymone
    Well, Neil is full of shit because Newton was born on January 4th, 1643.
    Newton was born during a 150-year-period where England used a different calendar from the rest of Europe. While the rest of the continent adopted the Gregorian calendar that we use today, the English persisted in using the less accurate Julian calendar which lagged ten days behind because of a faulty method of accounting for leap years. As a result, while Newton was born on December 25, 1642 in England, his birthday was January 4, 1643 everywhere else.

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    Default Re: Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets jokes about Christians on Christmas Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Batzman
    Did he get hacked or something? I thought he doesn't care for religious debates.
    Lol

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    Default Re: Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets jokes about Christians on Christmas Day

    Neil deGrasse Tyson's brain doesn't exist. He can't see his brain. He can't touch his brain. He can't smell his brain. He can't hear his brain. Therefore, he doesn't have a brain!

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    Default Re: Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets jokes about Christians on Christmas Day

    Quote Originally Posted by MadeFromDust
    Neil deGrasse Tyson's brain doesn't exist. He can't see his brain. He can't touch his brain. He can't smell his brain. He can't hear his brain. Therefore, he doesn't have a brain!
    Terrible analogy.

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    Default Re: Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets jokes about Christians on Christmas Day

    Who writes his material, Carlos Mencia?

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    Default Re: Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets jokes about Christians on Christmas Day

    making fun of christianity has gotten old. mostly because it's easy and everybody does it. doing it on christmas is just tacky imo. (and I love tyson's work btw)

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    Default Re: Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets jokes about Christians on Christmas Day

    another uncivilized negro

    ship him back to Africa

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    Default Re: Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets jokes about Christians on Christmas Day

    Quote Originally Posted by SCdac
    making fun of christianity has gotten old. mostly because it's easy and everybody does it. doing it on christmas is just tacky imo. (and I love tyson's work btw)
    This. I would be more impressed if he did the same with Islam because he'd face death threats and major uproar from liberals and extremists alike. With Christianity no one cares and everyone makes fun of them.

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    Default Re: Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets jokes about Christians on Christmas Day

    The only tweet that seems like it could be offensive is the pagan one... The others seem very harmless imo

    Really he's just trying to enlighten us with truths like he says, not troll religion, I don't think NDT is the type that cares to "troll" religion

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    Default Re: Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets jokes about Christians on Christmas Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Batzman
    Did he get hacked or something? I thought he doesn't care for religious debates.
    He doesn't care for religion.

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    Default Re: Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets jokes about Christians on Christmas Day

    Quote Originally Posted by MadeFromDust
    Neil deGrasse Tyson's brain doesn't exist. He can't see his brain. He can't touch his brain. He can't smell his brain. He can't hear his brain. Therefore, he doesn't have a brain!
    His brain is material and it or anyone else's is easy to detect/prove to exist. Though yours might be a little more difficult to detect.

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    Default Re: Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets jokes about Christians on Christmas Day

    eh, christmas is part of american culture... people should just accept that and get over it rather than slamming it or trivializing it... and this is coming from a jew... yea materialism and consumerism is whack (in reference to one of his tweets), we all agree, but there's nothing wrong with gift giving imo. shitting on the holiday on christmas day reminds me of people using veteran's day to air out the grievances about american wars. like, really??

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