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    Default Sex Doll: Would You Do It?

    UPS guy comes to your house with a wooden crate. The UPS guy doesn't say who its from, but just that its definitely for you. You open the crate in your house/apartment and inside it is a new sex doll. At one point do you give in and have sex with it? I mean eventually there is going to be a day where you have some time to kill, right?

    And its not one of those creepy looking ones with the giant looking eyes. It looks something like this:



    Are you going to tell me you wouldn't give it just one test drive? I have a feeling a lot of people would at first be creeped out about. I mean some random stranger did just send you a sex doll. But eventually after a few days/week you start to warm up to the idea. For me personally, the scariest thing about the whole situation would be the idea of the doll coming to life. You know, possibly being haunted and than killing me and going on some type of murder spree. But after day 3, in my head I would probably be more curious than scared. What say you?

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    Default Re: Sex Doll: Would You Do It?

    I'd **** it immediately. Seems pretty cool.

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    Default Re: Sex Doll: Would You Do It?

    Quote Originally Posted by SilkkTheShocker
    UPS guy comes to your house with a wooden crate. The UPS guy doesn't say who its from, but just that its definitely for you. You open the crate in your house/apartment and inside it is a new sex doll. At one point do you give in and have sex with it? I mean eventually there is going to be a day where you have some time to kill, right?

    And its not one of those creepy looking ones with the giant looking eyes. It looks something like this:



    Are you going to tell me you wouldn't give it just one test drive? I have a feeling a lot of people would at first be creeped out about. I mean some random stranger did just send you a sex doll. But eventually after a few days/week you start to warm up to the idea. For me personally, the scariest thing about the whole situation would be the idea of the doll coming to life. You know, possibly being haunted and than killing me and going on some type of murder spree. But after day 3, in my head I would probably be more curious than scared. What say you?
    Everyone here knows i have yellow fever (i coined the term). But that's a doll. It's not real. Having sex with a toy is weird. I'd feel dumb.

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    Default Re: Sex Doll: Would You Do It?

    OP, don't lie, that's your gf. How much did it cost?

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    Default Re: Sex Doll: Would You Do It?

    Also, to be more like the real thing, does the doll annoyingly moan and cry during sex? Is there like a button or some shit?

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    Default Re: Sex Doll: Would You Do It?

    Quote Originally Posted by niko
    Everyone here knows i have yellow fever (i coined the term). But that's a doll. It's not real. Having sex with a toy is weird. I'd feel dumb.

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    Default Re: Sex Doll: Would You Do It?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheMan
    Also, to be more like the real thing, does the doll annoyingly moan and cry during sex? Is there like a button or some shit?
    No moaning or anything. The best you can do is changer her hair color/clothes

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    Default Re: Sex Doll: Would You Do It?

    hell no, gross.

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    No. I'm not sticking my "this" into any "that's" that I just pulled out of a strange unexplained crate. Shit could have an old-school cartoon bear trap in it for all I know

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    Only if she 'd be up for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Macho Man
    I want one just have laying around for when I have company. Also, to fvk.

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    Default Re: Sex Doll: Would You Do It?

    I don't think I ever would...no.

    Perhaps if I was forced into solitude for a few years or something, and that was my only available option, then maybe I use it like Tom Hanks used Wilson in Cast Away, to keep my sanity...only with this "Wilson" I c[COLOR="Black"]um[/COLOR] on its face lol
    Last edited by -p.tiddy-; 07-23-2013 at 02:57 PM.

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    Default Re: Sex Doll: Would You Do It?

    I'd rather let the UPS worker lick my taint than **** a doll

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    Default Re: Sex Doll: Would You Do It?

    It's only matter of time before anyone has sex with it. I think the hard part is coming to terms with cleaning up the mess you left in it. That has to seriously be pretty awkward. Not only do you fully realize you just got done having sex with a doll. But you also have to clean it up and find somewhere to put it

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    Default Re: Sex Doll: Would You Do It?

    Quote Originally Posted by -p.tiddy-
    I don't think I ever would...no.

    Perhaps if I was forced into solitude for a few years or something, and that was my only available option, then maybe I use it like Tom Hanks used Wilson in Cast Away, to keep my sanity...only with this "Wilson" I c[COLOR="Black"]um[/COLOR] on its face lol
    this and ONLY this

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