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Old 03-11-2009, 02:29 PM   #1
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cute girl at the bank. she was serving me and giving me loan papers.

i lost my balls and didn't ask for her number or give her my business card.
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:35 PM   #2
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J/k. Go back in there and say you wanna diddle that love button
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:35 PM   #3
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cute girl at the bank. she was serving me and giving me loan papers.

i lost my balls and didn't ask for her number or give her my business card.
go back and ask her.
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:37 PM   #4
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Don't go back. That is the wrong thing to do. lol

Just let your balls hang next time you see a girl you're attracted to. They're a dime a dozen. Let's be honest.
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:42 PM   #5
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which bank was this??? i was at this bank once and gotdamn! the bank teller i tell you..
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:54 PM   #6
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Well go back to that bank at a later date and hope she's workin. Start up an account, and bring a garbage bag full of money for the opening deposit, **** a duffel bag. Cuz she's gonna have to count it out even after you tell her how much is in it, and as she opens the bag all bummed out to have to count that much money, just say, "Ay baby, don't get mad, get glad"

Or if you don't have a garbage bag full of money lying around, just go back into the bank next week to cash a check or make a smaller deposit or anything and if she's there, start a conversation.
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:56 PM   #7
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psh i loose balls everyday like im a gumballmachine. and gimme two beers and i've refilled.
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:57 PM   #8
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Well go back to that bank at a later date and hope she's workin. Start up an account, and bring a garbage bag full of money for the opening deposit, **** a duffel bag. Cuz she's gonna have to count it out even after you tell her how much is in it, and as she opens the bag all bummed out to have to count that much money, just say, "Ay baby, don't get mad, get glad"

Or if you don't have a garbage bag full of money lying around, just go back into the bank next week to cash a check or make a smaller deposit or anything and if she's there, start a conversation.

Somebody thinks they're cool. lol
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:01 PM   #9
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Somebody thinks they're cool. lol

Well, I tried to do the scenario I described above, but it didn't work out very well for me. So I tweaked it some where it should be more rewarding.

You see, I went in with a sandwich bag full of change. I woulda been better off goin in with a couple garbage bags full of empty cans/bottles. 10 cents a can/bottle > a ****load of nickels.
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:03 PM   #10
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Why is it that bank girls are always hot?

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I think it's all the money...

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Old 03-11-2009, 03:17 PM   #11
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Why is it that bank girls are always hot?
not were i live, they're all fatties
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