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    Default Guinea pig breaks into all female encloser and impregnates 100 females.

    Staff at Hatton Country World in Warwickshire couldn't understand why they suddenly had 100 pregnant guinea pigs on their hands - until they released one of the male rodents had managed to escape his enclosure and infiltrate the female-only enclosure.

    They noticed that the exhausted father-to-be, now nicknamed Randy, had lost a little weight, but did not realise why until they discovered he was actually a male rodent being kept busy in the wrong pen.
    The animal park, which already has 300 male and female guinea pigs, is now readying itself for a population boom in the next few weeks.

    Manager Richard Craddock said: "One of our male guinea pigs managed to find his way into the female enclosure and had a very good time by the looks of it.

    "We suspect a child may have placed him back in the wrong pen by accident after stroking him or Randy may have somehow broken out of his enclosure to get to the females. "

    "We believe that the newly-named Randy could have impregnated up to 100 female guinea pigs, which have litters of about four, so if you do the maths we could be expecting quite a baby boom.


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    like a boss

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    playa

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    lol Guinea Pig?

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    Default Re: Guinea pig breaks into all female encloser and impregnates 100 females.

    Quote Originally Posted by nathanjizzle
    take a look in the eyes of an ALPHA MALE!

    Dude just fu[COLOR="Black"]c[/COLOR]ked about 100 chicks and impregnated them all

    We can learn from that guy.. Very theoo-esque

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    Randy

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    Default Re: Guinea pig breaks into all female encloser and impregnates 100 females.

    Damn he could father up to 400 babies.

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    Default Re: Guinea pig breaks into all female encloser and impregnates 100 females.

    Quote Originally Posted by ArbitraryWater
    We can learn from that guy.. Very theoo-esque



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    Default Re: Guinea pig breaks into all female encloser and impregnates 100 females.

    Quote Originally Posted by nathanjizzle




    I'm glad he ain't no human otherwise we may be left with no chicks

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    Default Re: Guinea pig breaks into all female encloser and impregnates 100 females.

    Quote Originally Posted by nathanjizzle



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    true alpha

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    The Genghis Khan of guinea pigs

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