You are stuck on an Island with just you and DJ Khaled...

[Swaggin916]

What do you do?

[Akrazotile]

Pull up my pants, and do the Roca-way.



NOW LEAN BACK OP

[KyleKong]

Kill myself.

[KyleKong]

c*um in his bunghole while he's raping for me, what else would any sane man do?

He doesn't even rap.

He just screams his name in songs, "DJ KHALED." No, DJ Khaled, you sound like a Pokemon.

[flipogb]

the answer is, it will be just you in a couple of minutes

[BigBoss]

Thread title made me LOL

[~primetime~]

It's strange, as a person I do dislike Khaled, and I understand any hatred people have for him. But on the flip side I do think he is a talented beat maker. IMO he is probably the biggest reason why Cash Money makes hit after hit after hit. His beats are good to the point that it hides horrible rapping.

[~primetime~]

Saw this image on Twitter the other day and it made me lol... The guy who made it said "can someone get DJ Khaled an aspirin please?"

[Budadiiii]

Pull up my pants, and do the Roca-way.



NOW LEAN BACK OP

[Bosnian Sajo]

Have him help me build a shelter, find a water source, and then proceed to kill him in his sleep and eat him for the next 2 weeks.

[fiddy]

Have him help me build a shelter, find a water source, and then proceed to kill him in his sleep and eat him for the next 2 weeks.

You can probably go for month, he has so much in him, i already suggested killing the fat fvck, but someone deleted my comment wtf

[Done_And_Done]

Make a boat out of his gargantuan carcas

[Booz Vivic]

All I do is win. Win in 1 vs. 1 basketball, badminton, eating contest, everything

[CarlosBoozer]

Kill him, use his carcass as shelter, food and water.

Before that I'll try to find out all of his bank accounts

[Trollsmasher]

Kill him, use his carcass as shelter, food and water.

Before that I'll try to find out all of his bank accounts