finally got a good looking girl back to my place

[SilkyJohnson]

Oh god, I remember the days when I used to bring girls back to my place on a weekly basis, still do as a matter of fact but not quite as often. You'd treat them nice and buy them a nice meal, like a Doner Kebab, but not just any Doner Kebab. A gourmet Doner Kebab, with fine meats, sauces and salad. Wrapped in warm delicious pita bread. Once devoured you'd drop a subtle hint to make her more receptive to the idea of coming back to your place, like say for instance, you're walking past a shop that sells bedroom furniture and you cheekily point and wink to a mattress, to which she smiles and blushes bright red. What colour! And once home, let the passion begin, oh the sweet passion. And you find yourself entering her deliciously warm majesty and everything's just rosie.

[kNIOKAS]

Oh god, I remember the days when I used to bring girls back to my place on a weekly basis, still do as a matter of fact but not quite as often. You'd treat them nice and buy them a nice meal, like a Doner Kebab, but not just any Doner Kebab. A gourmet Doner Kebab, with fine meats, sauces and salad. Wrapped in warm delicious pita bread. Once devoured you'd drop a subtle hint to make her more receptive to the idea of coming back to your place, like say for instance, you're walking past a shop that sells bedroom furniture and you cheekily point and wink to a mattress, to which she smiles and blushes bright red. What colour! And once home, let the passion begin, oh the sweet passion. And you find yourself entering her deliciously warm majesty and everything's just rosie.

yeah you have them girls alright

[SilkyJohnson]

yeah you have them girls alright

Hells yeah!

[rufuspaul]

I've experienced both phenomenons. Not getting up when drunk off of rum. And not being able to *** due to being drunk. They both kinda suck especially when the girl wants to stop after cumming once and you wanna keep going.

Shakespeare on whiskey dick:

I was waiting for someone to quote Shakespeare and it was our petroleum engineer who came through! Well done Hawker.

Keep us posted Ridonks. Try and get her passing-out drunk this time and then post pics before, during and after.

[RidonKs]

i might not get a second chance

i'm leaving bright and early tomorrow morning, my dad is currently staying at me, and i'm not even close to being on schedule packing my shit up

fk me [COLOR="white"]srsly somebody ANYBODY fk me[/COLOR]

[Nick Young]

Keep telling yerself that. Come to DC and I will drink your ass to the grave. Prolly some little 20 something bitch in way over your head.

Damn this guy is so bitter and insecure. Probably on a 9+ month dry streak himself based on his tendency to bitch and moan about everything

[mrpuente]

i already did and edited it out. fk that, i respect women, real talk

thats the reason you couldnt get it up real talk

[RidonKs]

thats the reason you couldnt get it up real talk

lol

[Balla_Status]

i might not get a second chance

i'm leaving bright and early tomorrow morning, my dad is currently staying at me, and i'm not even close to being on schedule packing my shit up

fk me [COLOR="white"]srsly somebody ANYBODY fk me[/COLOR]

Ill **** you dude.

Here's the plan. Get off of ISH. Turn on music and just rage through the packing. Get 'er done. Cold call the girl. Tell her straight up that you want to bone her and you have to head out tomorrow. Who knows. IT'll probably work.

[RidonKs]

oh i could get it no question, we had a plan to hook back up anyway if i found the time, but my apt... im taking a 15 min break atm but i've been going at it for four hours now and it feels like i've barely started

BUT when there's a will there's a way, thanks for the motivation hawk

[Legend of Josh]

rIdonKs ... as always a 'net nerd... wow, I'm amazed people are just seeing this?

[RidonKs]

rIdonKs ... as always a 'net nerd... wow, I'm amazed people are just seeing this?

are they? i've been an admitted nerd on this website for... *checks join date*... going on six years now

[chazzy]

No fap would've helped

[RidonKs]

No fap would've helped

thats the f*cked up part. i was five days into the month long challenge at the time! wtf?

[chazzy]

thats the f*cked up part. i was five days into the month long challenge at the time! wtf?

Naah that's not long enough.. you start noticing changes after around 2 weeks