Joke of the Day17th July
HOW DO YOU GET INTO HEAVEN?
>I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they
understood the concept of getting to Heaven.
I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"
"NO!" the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!" By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!" I was just bursting with pride for them.
Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A six-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE F*CKIN' DEAD!"