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Old 02-26-2009, 10:16 PM   #1
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Default Seriously, "tell me how my ass tastes"

Has got to be the worst trash talking phrase Iíve ever heard on the court. At the YMCA I frequent itís used all the time and I just donít get why itís so popular in the bball community. For starters, when the phrase is used, most likely from one man to another, itís being implied that you enjoy getting your salad tossed. Like some cheap budget gay porno where the guyís screaming ďoh baby, tell me how my ass tastes? I know you like that ****! Lick the poop chunks!Ē while being ate out from the back. Itís awkward to hear that stuff on a bball court of all places lol.

Yeah, I get that Shaq said it about Kobe last summer so itís ďpopularĒ, but seriously, if you use the phrase youíre not only wack but also weird.

So, while weíre on this note, are there any trash talking phases you guys donít get?
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Old 02-26-2009, 10:18 PM   #2
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your ass tastes like fail
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Old 02-26-2009, 10:20 PM   #3
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Is there always this much of a 'new-account-shitstorm?'
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Old 02-26-2009, 10:21 PM   #4
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Default Re: Seriously, "tell me how my ass tastes"

It became popular when shaq said it in a rap in regards to kobe. That's why it's so widely used now.

That phrase means "you're my *****. I own you. Since you're my ***** eat my ass." Same with "Suck my dick *****"
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It became popular when shaq said it in a rap in regards to kobe. That's why it's so widely used now.

That phrase means "you're my *****. I own you. Since you're my ***** eat my ass." Same with "Suck my dick *****"
Really? I never knew that.

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Old 02-26-2009, 10:45 PM   #7
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Has got to be the worst trash talking phrase Iíve ever heard on the court. At the YMCA I frequent itís used all the time and I just donít get why itís so popular in the bball community. For starters, when the phrase is used, most likely from one man to another, itís being implied that you enjoy getting your salad tossed. Like some cheap budget gay porno where the guyís screaming ďoh baby, tell me how my ass tastes? I know you like that ****! Lick the poop chunks!Ē while being ate out from the back. Itís awkward to hear that stuff on a bball court of all places lol.

Yeah, I get that Shaq said it about Kobe last summer so itís ďpopularĒ, but seriously, if you use the phrase youíre not only wack but also weird.

So, while weíre on this note, are there any trash talking phases you guys donít get?


you seem experienced in this topic.
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Old 02-26-2009, 10:50 PM   #9
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Has got to be the worst trash talking phrase Iíve ever heard on the court. At the YMCA I frequent itís used all the time and I just donít get why itís so popular in the bball community. For starters, when the phrase is used, most likely from one man to another, itís being implied that you enjoy getting your salad tossed. Like some cheap budget gay porno where the guyís screaming ďoh baby, tell me how my ass tastes? I know you like that ****! Lick the poop chunks!Ē while being ate out from the back. Itís awkward to hear that stuff on a bball court of all places lol.

Yeah, I get that Shaq said it about Kobe last summer so itís ďpopularĒ, but seriously, if you use the phrase youíre not only wack but also weird.

So, while weíre on this note, are there any trash talking phases you guys donít get?
Hmm....so you got dunked on at the Y? It's fine, we all have our moments.
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Old 02-26-2009, 10:59 PM   #10
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Never heard it in NYC. Have you heard it Comeback?
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Yeah, around the time when the footage got leaked. Only for a couple weeks, though...that got old real fast.
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Old 02-27-2009, 07:12 AM   #12
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Hmm....so you got dunked on at the Y? It's fine, we all have our moments.
I kind of did, but that not the point! =(
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