Just watched a James Bond movie for the first time ever.

[jbot]

Originally Posted by insidehoops

That's one of the worst Bond movies. Watch all the early ones

octopussy ftw!

[JayGuevara]

I wish I could live in the James Bond world (that doesn't mean England) and find beautiful women that are conveniently skilled in whatever I need at that moment, and mindblowingly easy to bang. James Bond could find a drug dealer that looked like Jessica Alba, bang her within 30 minutes (at most) of meeting her, and then have free drugs. Even the girl at the drive through of McDonalds would look like Ms America and supersize your meal for free, while blowing you. Although I'd feel awfully bad at letting girls I just banged get killed pretty much all the time. I'd like to protect them, and keep them alive, at least for repeated banging. Though that could hinder your ability to bang the next girl, if the previous one was still alive, and thought it was cheating. But in Bond-world they'd probably just say "Threesome" instead.

That's a beautiful world right there. The stuff dreams are made out of.