Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt break up

[highwhey]

my god

u r suspect bro

[Heavincent]

This is the beauty with us men. Our sex appeal doesn't change much the older we get. Women don't age as gracefully. Although there are cougar fetishes, they only get a sample size of the population.

Agreed. A dude can still be in his prime in his 50's if he takes care of himself.

[Lebron23]

u r suspect bro

Ask him if he has a hot younger sister.

[Doomsday Dallas]

Isn't Jolie a nutcase?

This.

[9erempiree]

To me she's like that cray cat lady that nobody wanted to have kids with so she went adopting all these babies from 3rd world countries. She hooked up with Pitt on a movie set. She is a home wrecker.

I remember when she was with Billy Bob Thornton and they were a crazy ass couple.

This is based on memory and I don't know how they are now but I remember her as crazy broad.

He was probably tired of her ass.

[highwhey]

i like when ISH is in full agreeance. We are all backing Brad Pittz in this one.

[SupermanOnSteroids]

pitt is a total dude. he'll recover from jolie by hooking up with bieber's gf that bieber is in love with and willing to marry and mature with and then fu cking her and releasing a sex tape and then dumping her.

jolie on the other hand is a tender soul. she will probably adopt another kid. i mean she will go to the country in turmoil that you don't even know is in turmoil but is in horrible shape and rescue a poor kid from poverty and civil war and make him a millionaire's kid in the US. free life lotto. as much as i like jolie, i wouldn't be mad if she were my adopted mom. lotooooooooooh!!

[tomtucker]

What's going to happen to all those African kids they let run wild everywhere?

hopefully they are shipped back in a crate

[Smoke117]

He probably got tired of having to go outside to smoke his bud. (he's a huge pot head) Now he can take his honey bear bong out and put it back on the coffee table.

[fiddy]

i like when ISH is in full agreeance. We are all backing Brad Pittz in this one.

Except for Mehmet.

Pitt looks weird af right now with the Botox on his face.. thought hed age gracefully, instead he went the Kardashian route.

[alenleomessi]

'didnt age gracefully'



at 52 he makes ryan gosling look average




johnny depp on the other hand

[HarryCallahan]

Except for Mehmet.

It never ends...

[Schotsman]

That's really what Depp looks like nowadays? Holy cow. Looks like a scarecrow. Which is probably a role that would suit him to be fair.

[Annyong!]

I can't believe this stuff gets on CNN.

[Nastradamus]

Jolie was much, much hotter though. I've never understood what people see in Aniston...she has such a plain jane face.

I like plain jane faces