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    People are hilarious sometimes.

    Roommate messaged me today and told me that if it was possible for me to be out of the room by 9:30 Tomorrow morning because he has some sort of Video Interview.

    me: Nope Sleeping In can u go to the basement lounge? no one will be there .

    him: Cmon dude

    me: By the time i get back from the library it will be around 3 am im gonna be exhausted and wont be waking until 11. Besides, I'm already sleep deprived as it is.

    him: I don't care, this is important to me, I need to use my mic and shit in the room

    me: Well, tough luck. I don't care about your interview. I was going to reluctantly agree but with that last comment im definitely not going to be waking up. Good luck

    him: So stating that it's important to me is what motivates you to sleep in?

    me: No. Stating that you don't care when i stated my reasons for sleeping in. Im not changing my mind. Im not going to interrupt your interview but, know this even if my eyes are open and i can't sleep another second, im not leaving the room.

    him: And you essentially stating that you don't care at all about my well being isn't the same?

    me: I'm simply reciprocating your actions. I treat people how they treat me. I this particular instance, you were selfish and unapologetically inconsiderate. I'm just returning the favor

    him: Way to be a decent human being

    me: I'm just emulating you Thanks. Again, good luck with the interview.


    Well this is just a culmination of his douchebagery through the semester. I'm very easy going but, the second he decided to be smart and try to force me out the room was the second I said fk it.

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    So whats the big issue with him doing his interview, while you are present in the room?

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    OP is a chick.


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    Quote Originally Posted by fiddy
    So whats the big issue with him doing his interview, while you are present in the room?
    I don't even know. Was gonna let him have it until he pulled the I dont care shit.

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    Why is there only one room?

    What am I missing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawhi m8
    Why is there only one room?

    What am I missing?
    Dorms.

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    Alpha

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    Quote Originally Posted by !@#$%Vectors!@#
    Dorms.
    oh yeah hahaha

    All makes sense now.

    We have a pretty different 'College' set up in Australia

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    I think OP is the biggest dick in the world after reading that. Find somewhere else to sleep, interviews are important

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bourne
    I think OP is the biggest dick in the world after reading that. Find somewhere else to sleep, interviews are important
    This.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bourne
    I think OP is the biggest dick in the world after reading that. Find somewhere else to sleep, interviews are important
    point on ----

    BUT CAN't you turn a table around to face a wall ??

    You probably snore , so that is why he wants you out ...
    Find a chick with a empty bed.

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    Thanks for the nostalgia. Hated my freshman year roommate.

    If I was your roommate, I'd reserve a study room at the library and not have to worry about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bourne
    I think OP is the biggest dick in the world after reading that. Find somewhere else to sleep, interviews are important
    Lol, telling him that I haven't been sleeping because of work load and classes is me being a dick when he could have waited and asked a bit more nicely is me being a dick lol ok.....You're probably like him too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bourne
    I think OP is the biggest dick in the world after reading that. Find somewhere else to sleep, interviews are important
    Cuck detected

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    Reading through I kept waiting for him to get out of line. Never came. Id say you are a tad more dickish in that exchange.

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