Turrible po[b]r[/b]n is turrible

[TheMan]

Ok, so all my ISH brahs know that free internet porn is the greatest thing since sliced bread but what are some of the things you dislike about porn? Like for example, earlier today when I got off of work (I work a 12 hour graveyard shift) and as I was gonna catch some zzzzs, I decided to get my jerk on to take the edge off so I clicked on a vid on a free HD X movies site, the scene looked aight with a dude and two chicks doing that backdoor stuff but then this scene had like a bunch of things I hate in the same scene, got so infuriating I stopped it and went to another vid, I hardly ever do this but this dude was just annoying as hell. First, the dude was one of those dudes who are too talky, moaning louder than the chicks, slapping their tits (wtf is that?), spitting in their open mouths (gross). The cameraman must've been a fggot because it focused more on him than the two harlots who were really hot.

To make matters worse, when this douche went backdoor, the camera angle gave us more of a view of his bunghole than of the the sluts, he was also kind of limp while he was at it (da fuq) and to top it off, when it came time for the money shot, he did the wholly awkward jerking his pecker for like a minute while the two whore were waiting there with mouths wide open looking bored and fustrated, like dude, really? It got so bad I didn't even wait and just turned that horrible vid off. How that douche gets paid to bang sluts is beyond me.

Anyways, any of you guys have horror stories like that?

[TheMan]

Another thing I hate is that whole incest deal, mother/son, sister/brother and father/daughter. Who besides Jameer is getting turned on by that sick fantasy? Besides, we know it's fake but are there really pervs out there pulling their puds fantasizing about getting BJs from their mom? Again, besides Jameer I mean...

[SupermanOnSteroids]

i know exactly what you're talking about when you said that the dude went backdoor and all you got from the camera angle was the shot of the dude's bunghole. porn is indeed a terrible thing because it CAN reprogram you.

as you guys know, i love me some an al. i mean, that sh it is the tits. so obviously i try to catch as much of it as possible. i mean at the home, at the work, in the gym, in the car, in the bus, at the grocery store, for hours at starbucks while looking like an intellectual, i mean, where ever i am, i'm watching this shit.

so it started off quite innocently. i would search for an al scenes and start watching them. then the camera would zoom in and i'm thinking pu ssy pu ssy pu ssy and BOOM! there's that dude's bung hole. at first i was like "wtf? wtf is this?" then a few days of continuous exposure later i was like "omg, this sh it again?" then a few days later it was "hahaha, yep again." then "why isn't it here by now, it usually is." to "where is it? where is it? where is it?" and now i'm like "search: dude's bunghole" *click click* "search: manly an al gapage" *click click* "search: pablo's sweet angus" *click click* "search: gay bandit an al assassins" and so on.

when the search doesn't reveal anything, i resort to hiring a gay prostitute off of craigslist. i'm not gay, but now i can't mas tur bate unless i've had a look at a mans bung hole. the pha ggot just bends over and i staple a magazine cover of Jennifer Garner on his ass and my eyes go up and down and i stand 5 feet away (you can't be too careful these days with ebola and bodily fluids) and jack off. fu cking porn has turned a free leisurely activity into an expensive gay GTA5 wanna be affair.

ps: not gay, love jennifer garner.

[GimmeThat]

so you're more into a good story line, than the technical aspect of sex?


I don't know if there's something you call a "terrible porn"
like, 2 straight girls with a gay dude?

[GimmeThat]

Another thing I hate is that whole incest deal, mother/son, sister/brother and father/daughter. Who besides Jameer is getting turned on by that sick fantasy? Besides, we know it's fake but are there really pervs out there pulling their puds fantasizing about getting BJs from their mom? Again, besides Jameer I mean...

some people gets handed with 2 scripts.

one is BDSM while the other is fake incest.


eh


as for brother/sister

I guess people might be into others that are of similar physical attributes to them

[TheMan]

[TheMan]

The whole ATM is pretty shitty too, pun intended. Try to pull that off in real life with your gf

[tomtucker]

i know exactly what you're talking about when you said that the dude went backdoor and all you got from the camera angle was the shot of the dude's bunghole. porn is indeed a terrible thing because it CAN reprogram you.

as you guys know, i love me some an al. i mean, that sh it is the tits. so obviously i try to catch as much of it as possible. i mean at the home, at the work, in the gym, in the car, in the bus, at the grocery store, for hours at starbucks while looking like an intellectual, i mean, where ever i am, i'm watching this shit.

so it started off quite innocently. i would search for an al scenes and start watching them. then the camera would zoom in and i'm thinking pu ssy pu ssy pu ssy and BOOM! there's that dude's bung hole. at first i was like "wtf? wtf is this?" then a few days of continuous exposure later i was like "omg, this sh it again?" then a few days later it was "hahaha, yep again." then "why isn't it here by now, it usually is." to "where is it? where is it? where is it?" and now i'm like "search: dude's bunghole" *click click* "search: manly an al gapage" *click click* "search: pablo's sweet angus" *click click* "search: gay bandit an al assassins" and so on.

when the search doesn't reveal anything, i resort to hiring a gay prostitute off of craigslist. i'm not gay, but now i can't mas tur bate unless i've had a look at a mans bung hole. the pha ggot just bends over and i staple a magazine cover of Jennifer Garner on his ass and my eyes go up and down and i stand 5 feet away (you can't be too careful these days with ebola and bodily fluids) and jack off. fu cking porn has turned a free leisurely activity into an expensive gay GTA5 wanna be affair.

ps: not gay, love jennifer garner.