Arkwardest/Embarrasing moments that ever happened to you?

[ace23]

Ok...I was 13....Bare with me...


So yeah, I was 13. We had just moved into these new apartments. In the apartments, there was what they would call a "business center" for like, little things for the residents to do like play pool, excerise, and get on the internet. There's a computer room with 2 computers in a room inside the building. We didn't havea computer at the time. So I went. The place was vacated as hell. It was in the afternoon on a weekend. So I was just playing a computer game, when an ad popped up of this chick's ass on the side of the screen. I got hard. I said screw it, I'm bored I'll watch some porn. So I watch some porn involving some brunette. I forgot the name.

So eventually I get to the point where I just want to bust one. I couldn't resist. I was a minute-man at this age so I could bust one pretty quick. I look over to my left and there was a box of kleenex. It was time. So I whip it out, start jerking it. I was nervous but horny as hell. I put the volume at a moderate volume and went at it. After about 5-10 minutes of jerking it like the virgin I was, I came. Right at the moment it busted, I hear a woman talking on the phone and someone opening a door to the entrance. The entrance to even get in was a solid 20-30 feet and some hallways away, but I had came all over my shirt. I ****ing panicked. I closed all of the tabs and by the time I could wipe the shit up, the fat bitch came in and said she was locking up.........

Now I had nut all over my shirt. And had basketball shorts on so the annoying after nut boner was impossible to hide. My back was facing her. I said "Okay," So I use the kleenex tissue I had in hand and wipe as unnoticeably as I could. It didn't work well at all.

I get up, maneuver my c0ck to where the tip was at the waist of the shorts so I could at least have a fair shot of hiding it, and walk out. While I was walking out, the fat bitch stared, and I mean STARED at the boner and c.um. I was ****ing humiliated. I went straight to a restroom right in the place and cleaned the shit up. I waited for her to leave and then left.

I didn't go back for like months. My mom told me to pick up a package(packages go there) from there and it was awkward AS ****. Each and every last of the women that worked ther stared at me like hell.

So glad I no longer live there there.

[KiiiiNG]

Awkward runs in the family. My little brother went to get his car's oil changed for the first time today. He started things off by scraping the side of his car along the side of the garage upon entry. Employees shook their heads in disappointment. Then he held his money out the window for the entire time they changed his oil, just waiting for someone to take it like he was at a strip club. Finally, when the mechanic brought back a handful of change, my brother thought he wanted a fist bump, so he provided one. The guy had to explain to my brother that he was just trying to give him his due change, and that post-oil change fist bumps are not standard industry procedure.

what a ****ing retard.

[Rake2204]

Not awkward, just embarrassing.

Happened my junior year of high school:

1) Took a lot of charges for my high school team. But did a really bad job this particular time. Didn't cut off baseline, pretty much flopped as a means of compensating for my poor baseline coverage. Called for block.

2) Laid on the floor like an idiot as I contemplated how dumb it was to try to induce a charge even though I was completely out of position.

3) Opponent attempted a layup anyway, even though whistle blown on floor. I'm still laying there, with my arms across my body like I'm resting in a casket.

4) Dude's shot deflects of the high glass, a solid 12.5 feet in the air, then skims the rim on its descent and proceeds to drill me right in the face.

5) Entire gymnasium laughs in unison at ball that bounces off my face while I'm laying on the floor like a moron for no good reason.

Video evidence:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NhM_-h5bHQ

Pretty sure one of my teammates was going to help me up at first, until I got hit in the head with the ball. Then at that point he just kept walking because he didn't want to be a part of the charade.

[senelcoolidge]

Back in high school, after school I used to play basketball on the courts until it was too dark too play anymore. Sometimes girls from the basketball team would play with us. Now of course these girls were playing hard and we were trying to take it easy because they were girls. The game is going and I guess I totally forgot, but on a rebound I went up and on the way down I swung my elbow. I hit some girl and broke her nose. Blood everywhere. I didn't know what to do. So I took off my dirty sweaty t shirt and tried to stabilize her nose and control the bleed. I told her I'm sorry and told her she could keep the shirt. I than proceeded to walk home.

[Goofsta Knicca]

Not awkward, just embarrassing.

Happened my junior year of high school:

1) Took a lot of charges for my high school team. But did a really bad job this particular time. Didn't cut off baseline, pretty much flopped as a means of compensating for my poor baseline coverage. Called for block.

2) Laid on the floor like an idiot as I contemplated how dumb it was to try to induce a charge even though I was completely out of position.

3) Opponent attempted a layup anyway, even though whistle blown on floor. I'm still laying there, with my arms across my body like I'm resting in a casket.

4) Dude's shot deflects of the high glass, a solid 12.5 feet in the air, then skims the rim on its descent and proceeds to drill me right in the face.

5) Entire gymnasium laughs in unison at ball that bounces off my face while I'm laying on the floor like a moron for no good reason.

Video evidence:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NhM_-h5bHQ

Pretty sure one of my teammates was going to help me up at first, until I got hit in the head with the ball. Then at that point he just kept walking because he didn't want to be a part of the charade.

Coulda been worse. U coulda got it like this dood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDSr...utu.be&t=33m0s

[Bosnian Sajo]

I didn't eat at Subway until I was 23 years old. The entire ordering process was overwhelming to me at the time. My friend told me to play it cool but I didn't know anything about cheese, bread, or toppings so I was flustered when put on the spot. I desperately tried to look ahead to the person in front of me to memorize the steps and plan out my requests.

I sweated my way through the entire process but I just about made a flawless order. I felt relief. I felt joy. Then the dude behind the counter asked me,

"Is this going to be a meal?"

Brimming with pride after my perfect order, I was thrown for a curve with what I perceived to be his forward advance and strangely personal question. I hesitated, then confidently responded,

"I don't know. We'll see."

The Subway employee paused. And stared blankly.

My friend froze. Turned his head. And stared blankly.

Meanwhile, I was feeling pretty good, facing forward, standing upright with my hands clasped in front of me, patiently awaiting my sandwich, just wondering why the Subway employee wanted to know if this sub was going to be all I was having for dinner.

Being as perceptive as I am, I realized my answer wasn't good enough. It appeared he wanted a definitive answer, so I gave it some thought and figured maybe I'd be eating something else once I got home. So when he asked me again if the sub was going to be a meal I finally concluded, "No, probably not." Mystified, the Subway employee accepted my payment and life went on.

My friend would later explain to me that a "Meal" at Subway was code for a sandwich, chips, and a drink.

I am retarded.

I love you, I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard because of a post from ISH. Well done

[ace23]

Not awkward, just embarrassing.

Happened my junior year of high school:

1) Took a lot of charges for my high school team. But did a really bad job this particular time. Didn't cut off baseline, pretty much flopped as a means of compensating for my poor baseline coverage. Called for block.

2) Laid on the floor like an idiot as I contemplated how dumb it was to try to induce a charge even though I was completely out of position.

3) Opponent attempted a layup anyway, even though whistle blown on floor. I'm still laying there, with my arms across my body like I'm resting in a casket.

4) Dude's shot deflects of the high glass, a solid 12.5 feet in the air, then skims the rim on its descent and proceeds to drill me right in the face.

5) Entire gymnasium laughs in unison at ball that bounces off my face while I'm laying on the floor like a moron for no good reason.

Video evidence:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NhM_-h5bHQ

Pretty sure one of my teammates was going to help me up at first, until I got hit in the head with the ball. Then at that point he just kept walking because he didn't want to be a part of the charade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALLBzsRlGQQ

Is this your team with the white jerseys? Are you aware that this video is wildly popular on social media?

[ROCSteady]

Ok I have one too good not to share but fortunately, it didn't happen to me. Granted, this is still a factual moment in history.

Around five years ago, I used to live in an apartment with my two best friends. Three pretty good looking guys who were very popular around a small city in Pennsylvania, we were always having parties and having girls around to chill, it was our routine lifestyle.

My friend was dating a girl who had a big fat brother who uncannily resembled a young version of

who came around and stayed at the apartment pretty often.

There was a period where we would hang out a lot with our downstairs neighbors, to the point we knew them pretty well; one really attractive girl with a great body and a couple mildly attractive chicks that still would have been a pipe dream for the fat brother to be with sexually.

Anyway, there came a day where a venture to Hershey Park was in order so the girls downstairs went along and it happened to be a very busy, hot day at the lovely chocolate family theme park with lots of patrons, long lines, etc.

At the water ride section, there was a line for one of those rides where you get on your own inner tube or whatever and ride down the streaming pipelines of plastic pandemonium to a larger portion at the bottom with a big pool to gather yourself and exit where the eager riders await.

This big obese brother, who was very nice and yearned for our friendship badly presumably due to having substantial self-esteem issues from being so fat, boards the ride and hauls ass on his personal inner tube down this fun aqua apparatus made for adrenal thrills and the escapement of a hot day. However, little did he know that this merger of physics and recreation may change him forever.

At the bottom of the slide, he wipes out hard after losing stability on the plastic instrument of his possible self-destruction. In the process, he loses his swim trunks ( have no idea how this happened) and finally is at rest at the bottom pool portion of the ride's conclusion. Only it gets worse from there...

Being a large large boy who was possibly injured (if he was, it was never known to us, most likely not), or just incapable of getting up due to his stature, in a shallow wading pool, he had to be assisted by the Park Services so that he could be removed from the ride. By this time, the momentum of people that make up the machine of a long amusement park attraction had halted dead due to the immobile man at the end of the ride.

Not only did he need employees to assist him out of the pool, THEY HAD TO DRAIN THE WATER OUT AND RETURN HIS TRUNKS TO HIM WHILE HE WAITED ASS CHEEKS OUT so that they could help him leave, and refill it before the ride could be back in working order. All the while with some guys he desperately wanted to be good friends with a the assortment of girls who were friendly with him that lived downstairs.

He did not say a word on the long ride home. I would not be surprised if he has PSTD from this ill fated slide excursion.

[LilKateMoss]

Ok I have one too good not to share but fortunately, it didn't happen to me. Granted, this is still a factual moment in history.

Around five years ago, I used to live in an apartment with my two best friends. Three pretty good looking guys who were very popular around a small city in Pennsylvania, we were always having parties and having girls around to chill, it was our routine lifestyle.

My friend was dating a girl who had a big fat brother who uncannily resembled a young version of

who came around and stayed at the apartment pretty often.

There was a period where we would hang out a lot with our downstairs neighbors, to the point we knew them pretty well; one really attractive girl with a great body and a couple mildly attractive chicks that still would have been a pipe dream for the fat brother to be with sexually.

Anyway, there came a day where a venture to Hershey Park was in order so the girls downstairs went along and it happened to be a very busy, hot day at the lovely chocolate family theme park with lots of patrons, long lines, etc.

At the water ride section, there was a line for one of those rides where you get on your own inner tube or whatever and ride down the streaming pipelines of plastic pandemonium to a larger portion at the bottom with a big pool to gather yourself and exit where the eager riders await.

This big obese brother, who was very nice and yearned for our friendship badly presumably due to having substantial self-esteem issues from being so fat, boards the ride and hauls ass on his personal inner tube down this fun aqua apparatus made for adrenal thrills and the escapement of a hot day. However, little did he know that this merger of physics and recreation may change him forever.

At the bottom of the slide, he wipes out hard after losing stability on the plastic instrument of his possible self-destruction. In the process, he loses his swim trunks ( have no idea how this happened) and finally is at rest at the bottom pool portion of the ride's conclusion. Only it gets worse from there...

Being a large large boy who was possibly injured (if he was, it was never known to us, most likely not), or just incapable of getting up due to his stature, in a shallow wading pool, he had to be assisted by the Park Services so that he could be removed from the ride. By this time, the momentum of people that make up the machine of a long amusement park attraction had halted dead due to the immobile man at the end of the ride.

Not only did he need employees to assist him out of the pool, THEY HAD TO DRAIN THE WATER OUT AND RETURN HIS TRUNKS TO HIM WHILE HE WAITED ASS CHEEKS OUT so that they could help him leave, and refill it before the ride could be back in working order. All the while with some guys he desperately wanted to be good friends with a the assortment of girls who were friendly with him that lived downstairs.

He did not say a word on the long ride home. I would not be surprised if he has PSTD from this ill fated slide excursion.

You tried too hard to make it funny and failed miserably.

[ROCSteady]

It's still true. I couldn't help but tell this story the way I did because it seems so surreal.

Like a game changer in the destiny of this poor guy

[knickballer]

Middle school pep rally. Me and my brother were on the same team and we both have foreign sounding names. So ofc the dumbass coach when he announces every player to run through the field in front of the school calls us both together in the same line so we both have to run together. N1gga did that shit on purpose too to get a lol but whatever I think the dude got caught selling steroids to students so idgaf

Another time in high school we where all in the auditorium for some type of presentation. So I'm sitting in one of the isle seats and when some hot chick walks by I'm trying to act cool n all and I spill the can of coke on my shirt like a moron lol

[Rake2204]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALLBzsRlGQQ

Is this your team with the white jerseys? Are you aware that this video is wildly popular on social media?

Yep, don't even have to click the link, that's us, haha.

I actually found that clip on one of my old VHS tapes about a year ago and it was so atrocious that I uploaded it to my NBA YouTube account because I didn't think enough people would see it on Rake2204 (though I uploaded it there too recently).

Anyhow, uploaded it a year ago and even then, it only accumulated about 900 views in 12 months. But I guess the right person finally saw it. I think it was The Basketball Network or something; began popping up on Facebook about a month ago and suddenly it's been viewed like 20 million times. The bummer, of course, is that all those views don't go to me and my NBA account isn't monetized anyway :-\

I've had a good time reading all the comments though.

[Bosnian Sajo]

You can monetize specific videos, I have a youtube account with over 500k views and although half of that comes from a Rasheed Wallace video (can't monetize), I was still able to monitize other videos that I had. 20m views...if you get $2 per 1000 views that's 40k right there man. That's the average rate, although you might get lower since the rest of your videos don't have that many views.

[Rake2204]

You can monetize specific videos, I have a youtube account with over 500k views and although half of that comes from a Rasheed Wallace video (can't monetize), I was still able to monitize other videos that I had. 20m views...if you get $2 per 1000 views that's 40k right there man. That's the average rate, although you might get lower since the rest of your videos don't have that many views.

Thanks, man. I monetized my Rake channel a while ago and it seemed to monetize all my videos automatically. I have this weird fear about flipping the switch for my NBA channel, in case one accidentally gets monetized that I didn't want to be, catching the NBA's attention and resulting in them shutting my channel down - would be a lot of man-hours down the drain. I was wondering about the "monetize one at a time" thing, so again, I appreciate the input.

Either way, unfortunately, the 20 million views all went to third parties. People downloaded my video and uploaded it on their own Facebook site. Not sure there's a ton I can do about that one :-\ The original is sitting at a touch over 20,000.

[ace23]

Thanks, man. I monetized my Rake channel a while ago and it seemed to monetize all my videos automatically. I have this weird fear about flipping the switch for my NBA channel, in case one accidentally gets monetized that I didn't want to be, catching the NBA's attention and resulting in them shutting my channel down - would be a lot of man-hours down the drain. I was wondering about the "monetize one at a time" thing, so again, I appreciate the input.

Either way, unfortunately, the 20 million views all went to third parties. People downloaded my video and uploaded it on their own Facebook site. Not sure there's a ton I can do about that one :-\ The original is sitting at a touch over 20,000.

Tbh you should seriously look into some kind of compensation from whoever stole and uploaded your video. 20 mil is a lot of views...