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Old 08-29-2011, 01:51 PM   #16
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If she is worth it, take her out to places normal 25 year olds go, like to new dive bars around of some crappy nightclub every now and again. Girls at 25 want to go out while they still look hot, they don't age well, they are like undersized 2 guards who can't play defense. They won't last long. Once she gets super fat, or her nice clothes don't fit no more you just gotta take her to TGIFridays every other week.
This is why I come to InsideHoops.com, to read about 25 year old women being compared to undersized two guards who can't play defense. It doesn't get any better than that.
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Old 08-29-2011, 03:01 PM   #17
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This is why I come to InsideHoops.com, to read about 25 year old women being compared to undersized two guards who can't play defense. It doesn't get any better than that.
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Old 08-29-2011, 03:03 PM   #18
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Ask if she's down for anal
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Old 08-29-2011, 03:08 PM   #19
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Isn't this the same girl who lied to you about where she was and what she was doing? And didn't you suspect cheating? I think there are bigger issues here than whether what you do with your time is acceptable or not
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Old 08-29-2011, 03:25 PM   #20
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Isn't this the same girl who lied to you about where she was and what she was doing? And didn't you suspect cheating? I think there are bigger issues here than whether what you do with your time is acceptable or not

Ya she the same one.
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Old 08-29-2011, 03:27 PM   #21
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Isn't this the same girl who lied to you about where she was and what she was doing? And didn't you suspect cheating? I think there are bigger issues here than whether what you do with your time is acceptable or not
Yes, I believe it is.

This relationship is doomed, but on a brighter note, if LBL continues to update us on his love life, then we shall all be entertained by his short comings.
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Old 08-29-2011, 03:39 PM   #22
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I'm anticipating the thread she leaves him and he asks us whats an acceptable number of days to cry.
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Old 08-29-2011, 03:45 PM   #23
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Solution: Make more ISH threads
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Old 08-29-2011, 04:00 PM   #24
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I don't even think you can begin to understand how depressing this sounds.
Seriously. I was thinking the same thing.
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Old 08-29-2011, 04:14 PM   #25
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Next time she comes at you with that ole 'you're boring' bullshit, smack the bitch and say (word for word otherwise it won't work):

"Bitch do I look like a goddamn birthday clown to you? I'm here to ****ing amuse you? I'm a MAN not a ****ing dancing bear you dizzy bitch. You want some entertainment turn on the tv I ****ing pay for and watch one of those jersey or orange county old burnt out gold-diggers shows you air-headed hoes love so much. I'm trying to watch a goddamn game right now and I don't got time for your childish bullshit, now make yourself useful and go get me a pack of smokes from the dollar store"

And if you're feeling that man power come over you and you've seen her eyes show a combination of sheer terror and undeniable excitement/lust, you could tailor it to your situation:

"And bitch I better not catch you lying to me again, going off to some tiddy bar to shake your skanky ass for some random ****** after you told me you were going somewhere else. You want to go to the movies with those $3 hos you call friends, you ASK ME. You want to perm that nappy jungle of doom you call hair, you ASK ME... now STAND AND DELIVER BITCH!!!"

Panties down, on her knees, mouth wide open guaranteed. GUARANDAMNTEED


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Old 08-29-2011, 04:21 PM   #26
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Old 08-29-2011, 04:28 PM   #27
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I'm anticipating the thread she leaves him and he asks us whats an acceptable number of days to cry.
This.


We warned you once before LBL, what, you think we're stupid? This is like watching a car stuck on a train track. Dump that bitch. Make sure you have the upper hand.
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Old 08-30-2011, 11:45 PM   #28
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How does going out and smashing hoes a counter for being a boring person?

She probably likes to go out and you are a home body.

Lets go catch a Dodgers game then go out to eat or maybe do a movie afterwards.

LBL "Or we can sit home and watch the game and you can fix something to eat? I'll run to the store for snacks."

Lets go to the beach.

LBL "Lets not. In fact the new map pack for Call of Duty Black Ops dropped. Help me get some achievements, grab that second controller will ya!"

Lets do Vegas next weekend. We're both off. It'll be fun.

LBL "And gamble away money for what? No thanks. Here take this scratch off pad and see if you win."

Hey my friends and their boyfriends are meeting up to play Charades! Lets go.

LBL "The Raiders preseason game is going to be on. Plus I'm not in the mood for people. You can go though."

Hey lets go for a walk, quick run, jog, ride bikes.

LBL "Cool story bro, but I'm tired. "


Next week is my friends 25th birthday party!

LBL "Do I have to go?"



I guess she wants to go out and do things. Things being just about anything. Doesnt have to revolve around clubbing, lounging. But just going out and doing things together. From simple stuff as hiking in a park or taking a road trip for the day somewhere.

If you were asked to list the things you like to do on a sheet of paper you'd probably make it to #3 and draw blank. You could be a boring dude.

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Old 08-30-2011, 11:50 PM   #29
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You should tell her, her sex is almost as bad as a 14 y/o virgin.
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Old 08-31-2011, 08:38 PM   #30
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You need to start going out. Why the **** would you stay in at 25 years old on a weekend?
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