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Old 08-31-2011, 08:59 PM   #31
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A lot of the time I'd prefer to stay in then go out to a packed bar on a weekend. I openly admit I'm boring though.
not exactly the best mentality to have
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Old 08-31-2011, 08:59 PM   #32
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How old is yo girl. She better not be older than you, she gonna go find her a junior in high school.
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Old 08-31-2011, 09:04 PM   #33
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Chances are she's going to have a sexual relationship with 7th graders at this point.
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Old 08-31-2011, 09:35 PM   #34
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surprise her with a mariachi. afterward whip your c0ck out and put it in her face, she'll know what to do thereafter. i'm not even bs'ing you. you can skip the mariachi but if you actually care about her you should do the mariachi thing
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Old 08-31-2011, 09:36 PM   #35
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Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friend i had a threesome
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Old 08-31-2011, 09:39 PM   #36
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Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friend i had a threesome
overrated. then again, his audience is hipster kids.

tyleroo keep the the **** in your mouth, we all know you love tyler.
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Old 08-31-2011, 09:53 PM   #37
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overrated. then again, his audience is hipster kids.

tyleroo keep the the **** in your mouth, we all know you love tyler.

lol im not even a fan of his i just thought it was a sick line. You mad?

edit: i aint no tyleroo
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Old 08-31-2011, 09:55 PM   #38
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lol im not even a fan of his i just thought it was a sick line. You mad?

edit: i aint no tyleroo
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Old 08-31-2011, 10:14 PM   #39
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Not sure if anyone stated this yet but here goes.

Next time you guys are having sex, flip her over and start ramming her in the ass and yell, "Still think I'm boring b|tch?"

Worst case scenario, she'll stop talking to you.

Best case scenario, you get some anal and a funny story.

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Old 08-31-2011, 11:52 PM   #40
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Better yet. When having sex poke a hole in the condom and make a HUGE nut in her pussi3. Then she's gonna be all happy then take it out and do the peanut butter jelly dance.
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Old 09-01-2011, 12:02 AM   #41
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She says that I act like an old man and need to go out more. My feelings were kinda hurt, so what you think I should do? Go out more and smash hoes or continue to not go out?
your 25 and asking for advice
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Old 09-01-2011, 01:16 AM   #42
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i recommend a few movie date nights. sit in the last aisle up if possible. make sure you don't have young children and families around you. the best company is no company, but the following are ok: teenage couples, young adults, and the elderly. take caution with the following: groups of rowdy guys and middle-aged couples.

bring a dark-colored blanket or sweater. have your girl wear a skirt with no panties. during the movie, use the tips of your fingers on one hand to rub her clitoris in a circular motion, use the index and middle fingers of the other hand to glide in and out of her vag*na. if a night or two of that doesn't get a rise out of her, and she is still calling you boring, something more serious may be called for.
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Old 09-01-2011, 01:37 AM   #43
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if you asking to save a relationship on ish, you got problems
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