Rapper severs his p-nis and jumps off building

[-p.tiddy-]

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbi...html?hpt=hp_t2

Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his ***** and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.
Johnson, along with his recovered *****, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.

Details about what triggered the incident were not available.

Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, California, hip hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang Clan family, according to the Wu-Tang Clan website. He performs under the name Christ Bearer.

His recording credits include "When the Guns Come Out," which was included on the soundtrack of the 2004 film "Blade: Trinity," according to the Internet Movie Database.

okay...

[Raymone]

Black people.

[HylianNightmare]

sounds like a good time

[Patrick Chewing]

Second level? pffft.

[Jailblazers7]

okay...

That was my exact reaction when I read the thread title.

[Draz]

And he lived? Sounds like he's going to kill himself now.

[Marlo_Stanfield]

Who jumps from the second level? Was he high? Clearly he didn't think this through.

after the perfectly reasonable cutting off of the BBC you would assume he had a perfect plan

[tmacattack33]

Second floor?

We used to jump from the second floor for fun.

[Godzuki]

man he just screwed himself even more than what he already had going on. no ***** and probably 2 broken legs, even if its only 2 stories. he probably jumped like a idiot trying to die instead of land.

its like when people try to blow their brains out but somehow survive, and they have a hole in half their head, and then suddenly they want to keep living. crazy how people are.

[Shade8780]

How does someone sever their dick?

[Clyde]

[tmacattack33]

When i first read the thread title though, i thought this guy severed his **** accidentally and then jumped off a building because he knew he didn't want to go on with life if he didn't have his ****.

[Shade8780]

When i first read the thread title though, i thought this guy severed his **** accidentally and then jumped off a building because he knew he didn't want to go on with life if he didn't have his ****.

That's not what happened?

[Burgz V2]

Who jumps from the second level? Was he high? Clearly he didn't think this through.

clearly, he wasnt high enough

[oarabbus]

clearly, he wasnt high enough

Reminds me of Big Lurch but not quite as bad