You know you Ghetto ?

[jazz12]

You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

[Richie2k6]

You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

When you blast gospel music loudly on weekend mornings.

[Richie2k6]

http://www.angelfire.com/ok/ghettowhen/ghetto.html

Quite a few of those happened to me as a kid.

[NastaMaverick]

You post on ISH.

[Kebab Stall]

http://www.angelfire.com/ok/ghettowhen/ghetto.html

Quite a few of those happened to me as a kid.

One of the ones I found on there that annoys me is when people say "Axe" instead of "Ask". Everytime I hear someone say that, I die a little inside.

[DieHardBullsFan]

you know your ghetto when:

you use the mayonnaise and pickle jars as drinking glasses!

[dawsey6]

- When the batteries die on you, you put them in the freezer in order to retore some life, maybe 5 minutes in the Gameboy

- When you have a Duracell, an Energizer, and two 7300's that you took out of the remote control, in one handheld game, because those are the only good batteries you found.

- You got a floor lamp, but it won't stand on it's own, so you gotta lean it against your bed.

- If it's brisk cold in the house, you go in the kitchen and boil a pot of water, so you save heat.

- You don't have wireless internet, but you have a spot in the house where you can steal from someone else.

- Ricoroni, Ramen, and Mac and Cheese, not even Craft's, it's the freakin' store brand.

- Wonderbread.

- If you were ever at home and you asked you mother to take you Mc'Donald's, and she's said, "I'll make you a hamburger better than Mc'Donald's." ...

[DieHardBullsFan]

-when you leave your house, you turn up the radio real loud and leave the lights on so you can make people think your in the house!

-When you use your kids name on the phone bill

-when you eat fried bologna sadwiches

[Richie2k6]

- If you were ever at home and you asked you mother to take you Mc'Donald's, and she's said, "I'll make you a hamburger better than Mc'Donald's." ...

I can relate. "What's the difference? I make a burger just as good right now."

[Remix]

When all the courts in your neighbor hood aint got no nets on them, or if they do, they're ripped up trashy chains.

[dawsey6]

When all the courts in your neighbor hood aint got no nets on them, or if they do, they're ripped up trashy chains.

and one of them is bent down.

[blasian]

when you use hot dog buns for hamburgers, when the 1st of the month is as important as Christmas, when Santa gives you stolen gifts

[PK3434]

When you have to take the city bus to court.

[LongBeachLakers]

When you have to take the city bus to court.

That's just poor. There are poor people with class, don't stereotype.

[PK3434]

That's just poor. There are poor people with class, don't stereotype.

I know...I was using an example of someone I know who is very ghetto who was late to his court date because the buses were running behind.