Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else

[ArbitraryWater]

..... After you raped him.

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why are you still making jokes?

[Le Shaqtus]

This thread goes through a cycle.

Silkk gets bashed for his outlandish post, then months later he is praised for them, then bashed months later, then praised again

[GimmeThat]

I am a racist who doesn't want to see blacks coming to my game

but in order to make money, I put up with it.

[SilkkTheShocker]

Silkk

[SilkkTheShocker]

When you're in a dream you don't have the same thought processing as in reality.

I've probably done a lot of crazy things in dreams.

The best is the rare times you are able to realize you're dreaming and do whatever the **** you want

[Trentknicks]

I've never told anyone this, but a few years ago I was drunk and horny so I meet with a prostitute in a motel. I give her the money as I walk in, the agreement was only a BJ, but I convinced her for a full service without any charge, after I finish I see the money on the counter, I start to make small talk with her so I can distract her while I quietly snatch my money back. I grab the money and leave the motel and gtfo of there. I then receive a text from her calling me an ass****.

I'm not proud of it but shit happens.

Wow, was she hot?

[fpliii]

The best is the rare times you are able to realize you're dreaming and do whatever the **** you want

[b1imtf]

why are you still making jokes?

Watchu want?

[Megabox!]

When I worked at McDonald's I gave this chubby, diabetic woman an assload of extra salt. I think I had a hand in possibly killing her

[Done_And_Done]

When I worked at McDonald's I gave this chubby, diabetic woman an assload of extra salt. I think I had a hand in possibly killing her

Can you really deny a customers request of extra salt though? Don't lose sleep my dude...

[bballnoob1192]

i don't think the customer requested the extra salt.........

[christian1923]

Got head by this girl who had her baby in the room. When the baby started crying i told her my boy who was next in line to get head will take care of him for the time being till I finished...

[PistonsFan#21]

Can you really deny a customers request of extra salt though? Don't lose sleep my dude...

I think he meant he did it without her asking for it. Or else that would be a pointless post

[ArbitraryWater]

Classic thread.

[stalkerforlife]

Too many funny stories to quote them all.

Epic thread.