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Old 04-28-2016, 05:12 PM   #1
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Default Any remedies for human bite?

I've played pickup game. And Some idiot bite me in my left forearm. I was looking at his face. And I've just realized that he was one of the opposing players that I've played against 2 days ago. I scored 18 points on 50 FG% in my first game of the season.

Do you think that I need to go to the doctor, and ask for an anti rabies injection at the nearby animal clinic?

I just rubbed an alcohol in the wounded area, and washed it with soap.
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Old 04-28-2016, 05:16 PM   #2
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Default Re: Any remedies for human bite?

I was doing the LeBron James forearm pose 2 days ago every time I scored. Maybe that's the reason why he bite my left forearm. I just shoved him, and told him to pay me for an anti rabies injection.

Lots of Crazy Filipinos in the court yesterday.
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Old 04-29-2016, 01:23 AM   #3
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Default Re: Any remedies for human bite?

You'd could try killing yourself? Jumping into the deep end of the local children pool would just about do it.

Then we wouldn't have to read your cringeworthy bullshit. You're nearly 30 y/o, Louie. Grow the fcuk up, you ugly manlet.
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Old 04-29-2016, 01:34 AM   #4
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hydrogren peroxide and/or that rubbing alchohol and you're fine
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Old 04-29-2016, 01:41 AM   #5
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Smart thing to do is going to a veterinary. Ive been told theyre better than regular doctors in backward parts of the world like the outskirts of Manila.
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Old 04-29-2016, 01:47 AM   #6
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Default Re: Any remedies for human bite?

Why dont you post some ****ing highlights of these far fetched stat lines you have been bragging about all week pinoi?

Or do you not have kids, a wife, or friends to record you?

Or do you not have enough money for a camera?

Or maybe youre just making all this shit up

Take this L OP

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Old 04-29-2016, 01:48 AM   #7
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Take this pill.


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Old 04-29-2016, 01:49 AM   #8
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Get yo gurl to rub her puss-y on it.
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Old 04-29-2016, 03:02 AM   #9
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RIP LeBron23
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Old 04-29-2016, 03:02 AM   #10
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Take this pill.



Clever
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Old 04-29-2016, 03:46 AM   #11
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Did this nikka really just post his stats?


OP is the Charlie Zelenoff of basketball.
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Old 04-29-2016, 03:55 AM   #12
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Default Re: Any remedies for human bite?

Quote:
Originally Posted by FreezingTsmoove
Why dont you post some ****ing highlights of these far fetched stat lines you have been bragging about all week pinoi?

Or do you not have kids, a wife, or friends to record you?

Or do you not have enough money for a camera?

Or maybe youre just making all this shit up

Take this L OP

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2777777777

Unlike you I am telling the truth.
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Old 04-29-2016, 05:21 AM   #13
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Did this nikka really just post his stats?


OP is the Charlie Zelenoff of basketball.



This is probably the best way to describe Louie.
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Old 04-29-2016, 09:00 AM   #14
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Quote:
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Did this nikka really just post his stats?


OP is the Charlie Zelenoff of basketball.
Dude is just playing ball against biting homeless people and acting like his stats indicate something meaningful
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