This may have been the craziest Sunday of my Life.

[1987_Lakers]

So I wake up and make some eggs and hash browns, then I flip between the Michigan State - Louisville game and Any Given Sunday on another channel, after Al Pacino gives his famous speech in that movie I get motivated and decided to go to the gym, I arrive at around 2:30 and go for a swim, I spot a short slender black girl swimming near me and she gets closer to me and starts a convo, out of nowhere she says "Do you want to be my workout buddy?" I say yes, we exchange numbers, I ask if shes doing anything tonight and she says no then she invites me to her house.

I am dumbfounded at this point, so many thoughts in my head, thinking if this is really happening or am I gonna be set up. We leave the gym together and I follow her to her house, I got turned off when I arrived to her house because it was dirty, small and it smelled like cat piss. I ignore it and continue talking to her, she had some vodka in the fridge so we both started drinking, she even asked me if I knew anyone who had some coke in which I responded No.

After a few shots we start feeling on each other and head to her room and proceeded to smash 3 times. I think she has a bit of a drug problem though because she insisted that she needed some coke. Anyways, crazy Sunday, I needed that after some hoes the night before flaked on me and my friend but that's another story.

[NBAplayoffs2001]

So I wake up and make some eggs and hash browns, then I flip between the Michigan State - Louisville game and Any Given Sunday on another channel, after Al Pacino gives his famous speech in that movie I get motivated and decided to go to the gym, I arrive at around 2:30 and go for a swim, I spot a short slender black girl swimming near me and she gets closer to me and starts a convo, out of nowhere she says "Do you want to be my workout buddy?" I say yes, we exchange numbers, I ask if shes doing anything tonight and she says no then she invites me to her house.

I am dumbfounded at this point, so many thoughts in my head, thinking if this is really happening or am I gonna be set up. We leave the gym together and I follow her to her house, I got turned off when I arrived to her house because it was dirty, small and it smelled like cat piss. I ignore it and continue talking to her, she had some vodka in the fridge so we both started drinking, she even asked me if I knew anyone who had some coke in which I responded No.

After a few shots we start feeling on each other and head to her room and proceeded to smash 3 times. I think she has a bit of a drug problem though because she insisted that she needed some coke. Anyways, crazy Sunday, I needed that after some hoes the night before flaked on me and my friend but that's another story.

Someone got some Southern Cali hot fudge sundae

[christian1923]

Did you ANALyze her?

[Im so nba'd out]

what about the 8 hours you spent @ your job flipping burgers?

[1987_Lakers]

what about the 8 hours you spent @ your job flipping burgers?

Salt

[BigBoss]

The only difference between this Sunday and the last one is that you have herpes now

[warriorfan]

Black chicks love hoeing out with white dudes

[Patrick Chewing]

Tomorrow will be even more interesting when you wake up with AIDS.

[AkronAngel]

Tomorrow will be even more interesting when you wake up with AIDS.

[oarabbus]

Tomorrow will be even more interesting when you wake up with AIDS.

[zoom17]

Did you at least put on condoms bitch seems like a drug addict.

[BlakFrankWhite]

She's passed a little something on to you

Congrats

[ace23]

what about the 8 hours you spent @ your job flipping burgers?

[ace23]

This the same dude that made up the story about talking to a bitch on omegle tho right?

[NBAplayoffs2001]

This the same dude that made up the story about talking to a bitch on omegle tho right?

I wish I saved those omegle chats I had last year with some people.