Jeanie Buss settles the Kobe vs. MJ Debate

[Asukal]

Originally Posted by The_Yearning

I've always said Kobe is one of the best looking dudes, period. Not just in the NBA. Dude has model exotic looks. How many black guys you know has his eyes, nose, jaw-line, and foreign name?

The homo is strong in this one.

[Brick Rick]

Originally Posted by The_Yearning

I've always said Kobe is one of the best looking dudes, period. Not just in the NBA. Dude has model exotic looks. How many black guys you know has his eyes, nose, jaw-line, and foreign name?

His daughters are fugly though.

[TheBigVeto]

Originally Posted by StateOfMind12

1024 Bryant: I didn’t finish a ****ing thing.

1030 Detective Winters: And I know it stopped at a certain point okay, um…

1032 Detective Loya: By, by no means do we think that you’re…

1034 Bryant: Matter of fact.

1036 Detective Winters: Go ahead.

1038 Bryant: (Inaudible). I jerked off when she left. (Inaudible).

This clown cracked under pressure. Worse than Lebron.

[KingBeasley08]

Originally Posted by StateOfMind12

1024 Bryant: I didn’t finish a ****ing thing.

1030 Detective Winters: And I know it stopped at a certain point okay, um…

1032 Detective Loya: By, by no means do we think that you’re…

1034 Bryant: Matter of fact.

1036 Detective Winters: Go ahead.

1038 Bryant: (Inaudible). I jerked off when she left. (Inaudible).

classic

[devin112]

Originally Posted by StateOfMind12

554 Detective Loya: Did you ever ask her if you wanted, if you could *** in her face?

556 Bryant: Yes. That’s when she said no. That’s when she said no. That’s when she said no.

562 Bryant: Um, you know, that’s when I asked if I could *** in her face, she said no.

564 Detective Loya: So you like to *** in your partners face?

566 Bryant: That’s my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped. Jesus Christ man. (Inaudible).

He should've put his big boy pants back on and hired a hooker.

[bmulls]

Originally Posted by KungFuJoe

This could only be better if that transcript were narrated by Morgan Freeman.

oh god I died imagining this

[lilgodfather1]

Originally Posted by KungFuJoe

This could only be better if that transcript were narrated by Morgan Freeman.

If I ever win the lottery I am going to get this to happen.

[d.bball.guy]

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