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    Default Alternate evolution theory

    Asians evolved from dolphins
    Blacks evolved from gorillas
    Middle eastern/indian etc evolved from orangutans
    White/nordic evolved from chimps

    In each situation there was some "animal" and it split into two animals that got increasingly further apart.

    For example

    Aquatic apeish animal ->

    -A more dolphinish animal
    -A more humanish animal

    ---> over lot's of time ended up with today's result.

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    I think this would only make sense if you didn't know anything at all about evolution.

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    OP evolved from fakkits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miller-time
    I think this would only make sense if you didn't know anything at all about evolution.
    Maybe so. Maybe not. There is still a lot of missing information when it comes to evolution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sundizz
    Maybe so. Maybe not. There is still a lot of missing information when it comes to evolution.
    Please enlighten us to said missing information.

    Also, as a matter of full disclosure, if you are a young earth creationist or any other type of religious fundamentalist, please GTFO, if not, please proceed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sundizz
    Maybe so. Maybe not. There is still a lot of missing information when it comes to evolution.
    Evolution posits that we share a common ancestor with chimps and gorillas, not that we evolved from them you dumbshit.

    If one required evidence that we aren't that impressive a species, and in reality barely stand apart, then one need only look at you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AI Thornton
    OP evolved from fakkits.
    Devolved

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dresta
    Evolution posits that we share a common ancestor with chimps and gorillas, not that we evolved from them you dumbshit.

    If one required evidence that we aren't that impressive a species, and in reality barely stand apart, then one need only look at you.
    Do you know what posits means lol. All im saying is the same as that....except that it might also be a possibility that not everyone came to be current human the same way. Is it really that out of the realm of possibility to think dolphins and humans share a common ancestor? Dolphins gangs even rape human women

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    Quote Originally Posted by sundizz
    Do you know what posits means lol. All im saying is the same as that....except that it might also be a possibility that not everyone came to be current human the same way. Is it really that out of the realm of possibility to think dolphins and humans share a common ancestor? Dolphins gangs even rape human women
    Apparently he does...

    [QUOTE]pos

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr.hee
    Apparently he does...





    Dumbass
    Yes, idiot. He is stating something assumed as something that is a fact.

    Anyways. Off topic. http://paulapeterson.com/dolphin_human_connection.html

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    Great discovery by professor sundizz from DeVry university

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    seriously OP u gonna get the hate flood from the azns

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    Quote Originally Posted by East_Stone_Ya
    seriously OP u gonna get the hate flood from the azns
    Why? Dolphins are probably much smarter than apes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sundizz
    Asians evolved from dolphins
    Blacks evolved from gorillas
    Middle eastern/indian etc evolved from orangutans
    White/nordic evolved from chimps

    In each situation there was some "animal" and it split into two animals that got increasingly further apart.

    For example

    Aquatic apeish animal ->

    -A more dolphinish animal
    -A more humanish animal

    ---> over lot's of time ended up with today's result.
    this is a cool theory. but i think all beings on this planet are related in some way but dont evolve from a specific animal. also asians would probably evolve from cats rather than dolphins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Macho Man

    Anti semitic.


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