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Old 06-28-2019, 02:22 AM   #61
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This morning my company literally paid me to clown you, you do realize that? While you're sitting at home doing this fore free I'm getting paid to **** with you.

I make 6 figures as a broker. Lol. I already have half a mil in equity on my property. You ain't shit. This beer thing is just a reason to drink and get paid. You don't even know the difference between a server and a bartender for you to even compare what I do because you are too socially inept. And yeah, with the incentive and tips I would make more than you if I did this job full time, as a "glorified server". Let that sink in you neanderthal fukkface.

Let's see, I make more than you doing less work, I'm actually good looking and you look like a downs version of Ben Stiller, I ain't a social loser introvert who got bullied as a teen.
Yup, safe to say I've one upped this idiot in life as well.

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Old 06-28-2019, 02:30 AM   #62
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I make 6 figures as a broker. Lol. I already have half a mil in equity on my property. You ain't shit. This beer thing is just a reason to drink and get paid. You don't even know the difference between a server and a bartender for you to even compare what I do because you are too socially inept. And yeah, with the incentive and tips I would make more than you if I did this job full time, as a "glorified server". Let that sink in you neanderthal fukkface.

Are you going to be mixing drinks and doing actual bartender stuff or just pouring beers?
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Old 06-28-2019, 02:54 AM   #63
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Are you going to be mixing drinks and doing actual bartender stuff or just pouring beers?
Just pouring beer. It's not a bartender type setup. Although I have my bartending licence which you need to serve alcohol in any format.

If you have ever been to a beer festival it's just a booth where we bring a couple of all seasons and seasonals or one offs and pour into a 4 ounce beer sampler. They usually cost about 2 to 3 dollars a token. It's generally a token for a sampler. At the end we cash in the tokens we collect.

We have a portable tap which makes it easy for the bigger venues. Last gig I did was a yacht party so I had to pour out of cans. But it's better since I keep leftover product.
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Old 06-28-2019, 07:43 AM   #64
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I make 6 figures as a broker. Lol. I already have half a mil in equity on my property. You ain't shit. This beer thing is just a reason to drink and get paid. You don't even know the difference between a server and a bartender for you to even compare what I do because you are too socially inept. And yeah, with the incentive and tips I would make more than you if I did this job full time, as a "glorified server". Let that sink in you neanderthal fukkface.

Let's see, I make more than you doing less work, I'm actually good looking and you look like a downs version of Ben Stiller, I ain't a social loser introvert who got bullied as a teen.
Yup, safe to say I've one upped this idiot in life as well.


Everyone on the internet, ISH especially, has half a milly~milly At least I can confidently say what I make, and this is with only 6 months of work experience under my belt lol. Even if I stayed at this level for the rest of my life, elhamdullilah Ik that bare minimum I'll be able to live modestly and comfortably.


Btw I don't work much bud, because I preform at my position I only "work" aprox 15hrs a week. The other 25 is fill-ins. Who you kidding, you ain't cute You wouldn't be at the Y trying to "pick up women" in the middle of a rec basketball game if you were. THANKYOUCOMEAGAIN!!



Can I get another pitcher, please?
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Old 06-28-2019, 07:45 AM   #65
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We have a portable tap which makes it easy for the bigger venues. Last gig I did was a yacht party so I had to pour out of cans. But it's better since I keep leftover product.


They let him keep the fizzy part in the last 1/4 of the cans Boy gobbled that shit up, free's free amirite?
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Old 06-28-2019, 08:08 AM   #66
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Everyone on the internet, ISH especially, has half a milly~milly At least I can confidently say what I make, and this is with only 6 months of work experience under my belt lol. Even if I stayed at this level for the rest of my life, elhamdullilah Ik that bare minimum I'll be able to live modestly and comfortably.


Btw I don't work much bud, because I preform at my position I only "work" aprox 15hrs a week. The other 25 is fill-ins. Who you kidding, you ain't cute You wouldn't be at the Y trying to "pick up women" in the middle of a rec basketball game if you were. THANKYOUCOMEAGAIN!!



Can I get another pitcher, please?


Holy shit do you ever try too hard. Lol
"THANKYOUCOMEAGAIN"
WTF are you, 14?

Do you know what a broker does? Think high end real estate agent. Which means the actual "work" is probably 5 hours a week. And I make twice as much as you

You know what equity is? I bought property 10 years ago. I paid 10 years of mortgage and my property value tripled. Banked cash.

Simple right? Wait, you're too much of an imbecile to know the difference between a server and a bartender

But yeah, keep rippin into what I do. Lol. All you show is your obsession of me. Your comebacks reek of desperation.

BTW, try the rec approach. With your looks you need all the help you can get. Really
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Old 06-28-2019, 08:13 AM   #67
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They let him keep the fizzy part in the last 1/4 of the cans Boy gobbled that shit up, free's free amirite?

You're kidding right? Are you really this dumb?

You bring 10 flats (24 cans). You pour out 8 flats. You can split the 48 cans. And that's just one flavor.

You really think we pour out half a cans worth a day?

Keep trying though
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Old 07-20-2019, 09:49 PM   #68
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We did 3 festivals in a row and I literally have to buy a second fridge I have so much free beer
I'm gonna start a side biz of late night pick up. All beer and liquor here closes by 11:00 PM. I might do a midnight service for $5 a beer. Either that or throw a massive BBQ party and charge per head
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Old 07-20-2019, 10:08 PM   #69
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We did 3 festivals in a row and I literally have to buy a second fridge I have so much free beer
I'm gonna start a side biz of late night pick up. All beer and liquor here closes by 11:00 PM. I might do a midnight service for $5 a beer. Either that or throw a massive BBQ party and charge per head

If you do make sure you at least have the guy pouring the beer doing it right. This last BBQ I was at dude had some lil neighborhood nikka doing the pours and he wasn't even tilting the glass to get a proper poor.
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Old 07-22-2019, 12:23 PM   #70
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If you do make sure you at least have the guy pouring the beer doing it right. This last BBQ I was at dude had some lil neighborhood nikka doing the pours and he wasn't even tilting the glass to get a proper poor.

No need to pour. They all in cans. Just grab and go at my BBQ
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