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    Quote Originally Posted by BankShot
    The future, however, will eventually bite the white-male in the ass....
    When you consider that whites have to hold up the hoods through welfare I would say whites are already paying for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rivers to gates
    When you consider that whites have to hold up the hoods through welfare I would say whites are already paying for it.
    .... vague and uninspired political discourse relating to balancing wealth through a, quite frankly, broken welfare system??

    C'mon now

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    Quote Originally Posted by rivers to gates
    When you consider that whites have to hold up the hoods through welfare I would say whites are already paying for it.
    Also giving a relatively very small portion of one's income, for literally hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of racial dominance is f*cking nothing.

    Take my couple of percent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BankShot
    .... vague and uninspired political discourse relating to balancing wealth through a, quite frankly, broken welfare system??

    C'mon now
    I know you think it's awesome watching a liberal white guilt doucher like this guy showing how much he hates himself. I hate to spoil the party. But I just have to point out that this guy isn't funny at all. Sorry, just have to say it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BankShot
    Also giving a relatively very small portion of one's income, for literally hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of racial dominance is f*cking nothing.

    Take my couple of percent.
    White guilt is awesome.

    Is it awesome that these same folks huddle up and attack people in the streets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rivers to gates
    I know you think it's awesome watching a liberal white guilt doucher like this guy showing how much he hates himself. I hate to spoil the party. But I just have to point out that this guy isn't funny at all. Sorry, just have to say it.
    Thats an interesting opinion... but lets talk reality for a second

    - Hilarious (2011) peaked as the #1 selling U.S. Billboard Comedy album

    - For his work in his self-titled FX series "Louie" he received a nomination by the Primetime Emmy's for best Lead Actor, and Best writing... which has been picked up for a third season

    - His work for the Chris Rock Show was nominated for an Emmy Award three times, winning once for "Best Writing in a Variety or Comedy Series" in 1999

    ... but you're definitely right. He's not funny at all. Thanks for the update.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rivers to gates
    White guilt is awesome.

    Is it awesome that these same folks huddle up and attack people in the streets?
    Huddle?? Attack in the streets??

    Why are you so mad at whites??

    Did you get your ass whooped in the mid-60s during a MLK rally??

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    Quote Originally Posted by BankShot
    Thats an interesting opinion... but lets talk reality for a second

    - Hilarious (2011) peaked as the #1 selling U.S. Billboard Comedy album

    - For his work in his self-titled FX series "Louie" he received a nomination by the Primetime Emmy's for best Lead Actor, and Best writing... which has been picked up for a third season

    - His work for the Chris Rock Show was nominated for an Emmy Award three times, winning once for "Best Writing in a Variety or Comedy Series" in 1999

    ... but you're definitely right. He's not funny at all. Thanks for the update.
    It shows you the standards aren't very high. Which they're not very high in the entertainment field. Just look at the music and movies the entertainment biz throws at you now.

    That clip you posted. It's weak, obvious and uninformative. Not quality material at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BankShot
    I'll give you a (assumed) synopsis, based on seeing pretty much everything I absolutely can from Louie C.K.....

    A white person (especially a man) can go back to literally any time in history (given a reasonable standing in terms of class) and be treated with for the most part the utmost respect.

    Ancient Rome?? Buona Sera senore.

    Expansionist/Colonial Britain?? Have a spot of tea, govvna'

    The enormous boom of the post-WWII United States?? Of course we have a table for you, sir.

    The future, however, will eventually bite the white-male in the ass....


    That's true.

    I'm half white. But unless I wear a sign saying that I'm a halfa no one knows except black people. But those aren't the people I'm tryin to convince not to be afraid of me when I walk into an elevator!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rivers to gates
    It shows you the standards aren't very high. Which they're not very high in the entertainment field. Just look at the music and movies the entertainment biz throws at you now.

    That clip you posted. It's weak, obvious and uninformative. Not quality material at all.
    1.) So because someone is highly successful in a relatively weak industry of entertainment in terms of the music and movies produced (which isn't the field of the person in question).... that automatically makes him unsuccessful at what he does??

    2.) I'm a tad confused... did I post that clip of Louie C.K.?? I thought I just made an assumption about what the clip entailed, and gave a synopsis. Maybe I'm wrong, and you're right about that....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy D for MVP


    That's true.

    I'm half white. But unless I wear a sign saying that I'm a halfa no one knows except black people. But those aren't the people I'm tryin to convince not to be afraid of me when I walk into an elevator!
    It absolutely is true. White people have had carte blanche (pun intended) for literally the past 3000 years.... whether thats right or wrong I'm not one to judge.

    By the way people should be scared of you in an elevator.... you're half black so its probable that you'll half- hold them at gunpoint, and half-rob their pasty asses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BankShot
    Huddle?? Attack in the streets??

    Why are you so mad at whites??

    Did you get your ass whooped in the mid-60s during a MLK rally??
    I was being sarcastic about the white guilt remark. White liberals seem to want to wallow in it all the time and it's pathetic.

    As for violence in the streets. Try this on for size:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4F8o...layer_embedded

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHyug...layer_embedded

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROk-2...layer_embedded

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74X3b...layer_embedded

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGy5T...layer_embedded

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csvlH...layer_embedded

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    Quote Originally Posted by BankShot
    1.) So because someone is highly successful in a relatively weak industry of entertainment in terms of the music and movies produced (which isn't the field of the person in question).... that automatically makes him unsuccessful at what he does??

    2.) I'm a tad confused... did I post that clip of Louie C.K.?? I thought I just made an assumption about what the clip entailed, and gave a synopsis. Maybe I'm wrong, and you're right about that....
    If those clips are this guy's best shots then he's pretty damn bad.

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    Definitely didn't read..... definitely didn't watch one of the 15 YouTube links you provided.

    Did you really expect me, or anyone else, to care enough to watch all those clips??

    Whites attack blacks. Blacks attack whites. Men attack women. Women attack men. People attack animals. Dogs bite people. People eat pigs. Pigs eat truffles. Truffles are tasty. It goes on and on......

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