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Old 04-09-2011, 04:27 PM   #1
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Default How close are you to your girl/wife?

I know most people on here have been in relationships, dated girls, had some chemistry. What was the most weird thing, or to name a few, maybe disgusting things you know about your girl but never thought would of happened when you firs talked/met her? Or what was some confessions a girl you've once talked to had admit to you?

To list a few:

1. Your girl tells you when shes about to take a dump
2. Your girl farts next or on you

3. She tells you she did a 3 some & had the train ran on her
4. She's analed herself with the same dildough the size of a subway sandwitch

Honestly. When we hit like 6-7 months of dating, I told my girl to tell me whens the last time she took a dump. She laughed, but never did admit to it. Lately, I tell my girl, listen. I got to get off the phone & take a huge duece, because I get tired of her being on the phone without finding excuses to drop an atomic bomb. Although, I dont ever want her to tell me when shes taking a dump, I rather not know thats a turn off. I told her if she ever gives me a shit d1ck, I will personally dump on her & dump her.

I don't want our bond to be close one day where she takes a shit with the door open.

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Old 04-09-2011, 04:35 PM   #2
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LOL

What's wrong, you dont want no stinky, on ur dinky?
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Old 04-09-2011, 04:38 PM   #3
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If this happens, just pay the bit*h back by making her slurp your cawk after you stoppped drilling for that 'black' (more like brown sometimes brownish orange) gold.
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Old 04-09-2011, 05:02 PM   #4
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Ew. Lol. Bro. The nastiest thing my girl has done is I ****ed her in the ass, & she sucked my dick afterword. I ****ed this one girl on her period & I made her suck my dick afterwords. Thats really as gross as it gets. I hope whenever she has a committed boyfriend she tells him that freaky shit lol.

I think the only payback Ill do is after finish taking a piss, make her suck.
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Old 04-09-2011, 05:05 PM   #5
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Don't want to sound like an elitist prick, but if my girl ever told me she had the train ran on her I would dump her ASAP.
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Old 04-09-2011, 05:07 PM   #6
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Lmfao. Yeh bro me to. I find out my girl ever had a train rallied on her I would honestly be mad.
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Old 04-09-2011, 05:13 PM   #7
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Mine told me on one occasion she cut herself around her pu$$y when she was shaving. Than asked me if I wanna see it. In university's toilet room we had first time sex. So we are pretty close if you ask me.

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Old 04-09-2011, 05:32 PM   #8
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Don't want to sound like an elitist prick, but if my girl ever told me she had the train ran on her I would dump her ASAP.

No shit. Anyone who puts a ring on girl's finger after that type shit, knowing that shit had already went down, is asking for a lingering 'i wonder if?' type marriage.

No thanks.
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