How close are you to your girl/wife?
I know most people on here have been in relationships, dated girls, had some chemistry. What was the most weird thing, or to name a few, maybe disgusting things you know about your girl but never thought would of happened when you firs talked/met her? Or what was some confessions a girl you've once talked to had admit to you?
To list a few:
1. Your girl tells you when shes about to take a dump
2. Your girl farts next or on you
3. She tells you she did a 3 some & had the train ran on her
4. She's analed herself with the same dildough the size of a subway sandwitch
Honestly. When we hit like 6-7 months of dating, I told my girl to tell me whens the last time she took a dump. She laughed, but never did admit to it. Lately, I tell my girl, listen. I got to get off the phone & take a huge duece, because I get tired of her being on the phone without finding excuses to drop an atomic bomb. Although, I dont ever want her to tell me when shes taking a dump, I rather not know thats a turn off. I told her if she ever gives me a shit d1ck, I will personally dump on her & dump her.
I don't want our bond to be close one day where she takes a shit with the door open.
Last edited by Draz : 04-09-2011 at 05:29 PM.