Zooey Claire Deschanel

[tomtucker]

wow who let her get on stage and bleat out I put on a spell on you infront of a national tv audience nearly acapella. this is some self indulgent shit right here.

[STATUTORY]

this whore is the most obnoxious hipster chick of them all.

manufactured hipster.

people like her and companies like urban outfitters long commercialized this whole indie thing and sheeps still falling for it

[c3z4r]

That's not her.

This is her: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xob...-gigantic_sexy (NSFW)

[rufuspaul]

Well it looks like she's finalized her divorce from the Death Cab for Cutie dude.


One of the comments from the article I read:

Alright, she is available again. Zooey, you can live with me, as long as you will make the trailer payments. And I don't care if you are the typical Hollywood bisexual, you can bring, say, Scarlett Johansson home to our bed any time!

[bmulls]

Look at this fckin scoob:

[Derka]

Katy Perry wins it for me.

I'll take the body, the voice and that stupid colored hair over a skinny square-body hipster anyday.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

I swear Zoe and Katy Perry are like twins.

[Nash]

Its not like Zooey has a body, she just never walks around showing it.

[LeFraud James]

Another thread dedicated to another 'meh' white bitch.

At least Kathy got tits.

zoey would look like shit in person, 98% of us wouldn't even look at her twice if we didn't know who this bitch was.

Another post delivered by another 'meh' poster.

How can you even compare this



to this



???

[Nick Young]

she cant sing good

[Lakers Legend#32]

Zooey has terrible taste in music if she married that Death Cab guy.

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[Bandito]

Man do I love pale woman with clear blue eyes.