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Old 08-19-2012, 01:55 AM   #106
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will your kids have two legs?" and even what he asked.


you should reply 'Well hopefully, but are your kids going to have any brain cells?'
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Old 08-19-2012, 02:12 AM   #107
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Old 08-19-2012, 05:32 AM   #108
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She tells everybody that. I've heard at least 3 others claim that, and those were just neighbors on her block that I ran into.

....why canīt we keep it in the family like normal people do........
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Old 08-19-2012, 08:49 AM   #109
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took my gf to a vacation and we got a hotel room together. started by asking if i could touch her breasts, after the lights were off. then of course one clothing went off after the other.

bro tip: if girl has hesitation, just french kiss her. while kissing, proceed.

my first time was pretty bad though. had problems putting it in as it was her first time as well. proceeded to hump, pullout n thought i was going to ejaculate, but i sprayed piss instead. dont think my gf knew but its pretty embarassing to think of it now

second time was all good.
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Old 08-19-2012, 04:31 PM   #110
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Back in HS, I started going out with this girl that actually made me believe that love actually existed. We did it at her house, obviously we both lost our virginity to each other. Unfortunately, her dad found out that we had sex, and threatened to charge for statutory rape because I was 18 and she was 16 at that time. We had a pretty big argument over it and eventually he chased me out of the house. Later when I got home, I got a phone call from my then gf's Mom, telling me not to go back, because "He is looking for you and his shotgun isn't in the case..."(paraphrased) I was then told to never talk to her again or else he'll press charges against me. We decided to put an end to our relationship at that time, but we still secretly talked to/texted each other at that time. Yep, pretty depressing story.


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Old 08-19-2012, 04:42 PM   #111
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took my gf to a vacation and we got a hotel room together. started by asking if i could touch her breasts, after the lights were off. then of course one clothing went off after the other.

bro tip: if girl has hesitation, just french kiss her. while kissing, proceed.

my first time was pretty bad though. had problems putting it in as it was her first time as well. proceeded to hump, pullout n thought i was going to ejaculate, but i sprayed piss instead. dont think my gf knew but its pretty embarassing to think of it now

second time was all good.

.....R Kelly in da house
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Old 08-19-2012, 05:19 PM   #112
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took my gf to a vacation and we got a hotel room together. started by asking if i could touch her breasts, after the lights were off. then of course one clothing went off after the other.

bro tip: if girl has hesitation, just french kiss her. while kissing, proceed.

my first time was pretty bad though. had problems putting it in as it was her first time as well. proceeded to hump, pullout n thought i was going to ejaculate, but i sprayed piss instead. dont think my gf knew but its pretty embarassing to think of it now

second time was all good.




it's almost impossible for me to piss with a full hard on, that lane is supposed to be blocked when your fcking
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Old 08-19-2012, 06:03 PM   #113
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it's almost impossible for me to piss with a full hard on, that lane is supposed to be blocked when your fcking
agreed!

and thanks for the comebacks guys lol
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Old 08-19-2012, 06:20 PM   #114
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it's almost impossible for me to piss with a full hard on, that lane is supposed to be blocked when your fcking
Did he also mention that her tits felt like sandbags?
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Old 08-19-2012, 10:07 PM   #115
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This is basically how i lost mine

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