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Old 04-23-2016, 10:46 PM   #1
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Every time you see this man on TV, you think of me. I felt his sweat all over me. I had a conversation with him. I smelled his essence after a long jog. I knew he was leaving UF before anyone. stalkerforlife...ISH for life...Billy D for life.

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Old 04-23-2016, 10:47 PM   #2
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And look at my pants with a watchful eye...absolutely zero bulge.
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Old 04-23-2016, 10:47 PM   #3
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Every time you see this man on TV, you think of me. I felt his sweat all over me. I had a conversation with him. I smelled his essence after a long jog. I knew he was leaving UF before anyone. stalkerforlife...ISH for life...Billy D for life.



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Old 04-23-2016, 10:48 PM   #4
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Every time you see this man on TV, you think of me. I felt his sweat all over me. I had a conversation with him. I smelled his essence after a long jog. I knew he was leaving UF before anyone. stalkerforlife...ISH for life...Billy D for life.

LMAO
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Old 04-23-2016, 10:49 PM   #5
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Absolutely no foul smell on that man, even after a long jog.

He smelled of sweet success.
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Old 04-23-2016, 10:50 PM   #6
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You got short arms compared to him stalker.
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Old 04-23-2016, 10:50 PM   #7
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I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire unless I could piss gasoline.
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Old 04-23-2016, 10:50 PM   #8
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Your entire outfit
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Old 04-23-2016, 10:51 PM   #9
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You got short arms compared to him stalker.

5'7 wingspan and I am 6'0.

As most of you already know.
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Old 04-23-2016, 10:51 PM   #10
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You got short arms compared to him stalker.

LMAO, stalker cant even scratch his nuts without bending over
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Old 04-23-2016, 10:52 PM   #11
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Your entire outfit

That Home Alone shirt is epic.

Those jeans are fire.

My glasses are Hollywood.

Don't be peanut butter and jealous, bro.
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Old 04-23-2016, 10:53 PM   #12
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You wouldn't believe how envious I was the first time I saw this photo—envious of you for meeting Billy but also envious of Billy for meeting you. However, I'm a different person now, and all I feel is happiness for you both.

I've got that as my desktop background now. It's stretched a bit weird to fit the screen so both of you guys look thick, but I don't mind. Probably my two favorite people in the same photo.
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LMAO, stalker cant even scratch his nuts without bending over

I kid you not...

Sometimes my arm starts hurting when I pleasure myself because I have to contort my body and stretch my arm out as far as I can.
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You wouldn't believe how envious I was the first time I saw this photo—envious of you for meeting Billy but also envious of Billy for meeting you. However, I'm a different person now, and all I feel is happiness for you both.

I've got that as my desktop background now. It's stretched a bit weird to fit the screen so both of you guys look thick, but I don't mind. Probably my two favorite people in the same photo.



Thank you.
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5'7 wingspan and I am 6'0.

As most of you already know.

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