How do you expect LeBron James to ever be able to perform under the pressure, when 100's of millions of people are critiquing every inconsistency in his hairline, on HD Plasmas no less. How can he pull up to a jumper and focus on hitting a shot, knowing that, THAT many people got your forehead under a microscope?
Everyone knows in the black culture, having a folded hairline is the absolute worst case scenario. Nobody ever lets you live a receding hairline down. Especially not in the young African-American culture. Do you know how many jokes this man has to endure on a daily basis over twitter, regarding his hairline?
I know he has to be considering an edge up transplant at this point. Come back with a brand new hairline next season, so he can finally focus on more important things, like winning rings. There's a reason he rocks that headband that high. Has to be on perfectly or else he can't focus and play right. But now with his hairline acting up, that headband won't ever fit right. LeBron is just a victim of his own hairline. Not that he wasn't good enough to close out a game or be clutch with the game on the line.
It's no wonder LeBron James is so bitter towards his haters. You have to sympathize for a man who has horns outlined by his own hairline on his forehead.. Then you all want to act like he wasn't meant to be the villain, but rather some chosen 1. When really you're just mud you never got to witness a Jordan takeover, live.
To add validity to my argument, I present you with video proof.
I rest my case..
and like LeBron's hairline... IM GONE.
Just playing.. But for real.. I don't see him ever overcoming his hairline/headband/forehead issues to lead his team to a championship, ever. He overdoses on reality and has a midlife crisis in the 4th quarter every time.