One night thief entered some random house to rob it, suddenly he heard a voice telling him "Jesus is watching you". He scared a little bit and continued looking for some valuable stuff. Then again he heard "Jesus is watching you". This time he was sure he heard it and turned on the light and there was a polly (or parrot, dont know what's right) and he said again "Jesus is watching you". Thief asked him "And, what's your name". Polly (or parrot) answered "Moses". Thief "What stupid guy named you Moses". Polly (o parrot...) "Same stupid guy who named his pit bull Jesus!"
One Serb dies and goes to God and asks him "Why did you make so many troubles for Serbia? WW I, WW II, Kosovo..."
God "But, what about Djordjevic's 3 pointers?"
Aleksandar Djordjevic (serbian bball player) made 2 important game winning shots (3 pointers) one for Yugoslavia against Croatia at European Championship, 2nd at Euroleague finals (for his club Partizan) against Joventud.