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    KIRA
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    Quote Originally Posted by GreatGreg
    No, and no. The birdhouse was broken, under a pine tree.
    And nothing of value caught fire.

    This one jackass cop was making fun of my neighbor for talking to 15 year olds(he's 18, he's fine because he did absolutely nothing), called us all ****ing retards, said he's embarrassed that we're breathing the same air as him, and that we should all be castrated.

    [COLOR="Black"]Fu[/COLOR]ck that cop.
    hahaha that cop owns your balls

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    When u get to the pin, look up my homie cheeseburger Eddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KIRA
    hahaha that cop owns your balls
    I'm sorry, but who the [COLOR="Black"]fu[/COLOR]ck are you?

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    Default Re: How do I redeem myself after getting arrested...

    Whats funny is this is the only thread that has moved in this lounge in the past 5 minutes

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    Way to go Greg...


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    wow, white people.

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    Arson? For a birdhouse? LOL. If you get even a halfway competent attorney that can be reduced to a misdemeanor/fine. At the very worst like 6 months probation

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    Default Re: How do I redeem myself after getting arrested...

    Quote Originally Posted by ShannonElements
    I know, right? Inventing things like the internet and airplanes.
    and crying over burning a birdhouse they burned and found.

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    Default Re: How do I redeem myself after getting arrested...

    well,
    A. Learn you lesson. dont do dumb shit you can get arrested for.

    B. Hug your mas, and tell her your sorry. nothing you can do will really change her immediate disappointment in you, but try and be a good and loving son. Is there something she always has to ***** at you about (too much video games, not doing chores, sucking in school)? Improve that for her and she will feel better for seeing you grow as a human.



    No homo

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    Go to court and you will likely get it reduced and do whatever the judge tells you to do. Like others have said, it will get erased when you turn 18. I've been arrested one before and after turning 18 and I was much more freaked about the one after because of how that whole thing works.

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    Arson's not the same charge it used to be, it doesn't have to mean you burnt down a preschool. Depending on where you live they have misdemeanor arson.

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    TheSituation
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    Greatgreg Is Dreamy!!1111

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    The Dash Mane once wrote that he thought that Greg wasn't really all that great. Well look at our adorable couch lizard now. This is the beginning of your thug life. Congrats.

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    there's no way to redeem yourself, greg. and i'm talking about in the eyes of the law and the eyes of your mother. the shame associated with being a convicted arsonist will stay with you for the rest of your life. my advice is to cut your losses, put all your possessions in a little sack, attach it to a stick, and drift from town to town. you still look relatively innocent (yes homo), so i would recommend becoming a grifter, gaining the confidence of and then ripping off old child molesters. if you tell them you're already a criminal you can ingratiate yourself more quickly. a whole life of criminality is ahead of you, greg... don't sweat it.

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    You are screwed man. Minimum sentence for lighting a bird house on fire is 10 years.

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