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Old 07-22-2009, 12:26 PM   #1
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Germany invades Czechoslovakia.

Britain & France tell them to stop that bull****.

Germany invades Poland.
(Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)

Britain & France declare war. This is the 'official' kick-off.

Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.)

Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy.

Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)

UK holds out.

Russia & the USA don't do ****.

Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS. (everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the ****ing resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)

Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don't think it's funny any more.

Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor.

Suddenly the US doesn't think it's funny any more.

The USA tools up the world, 'cause it's got more factories than everybody else put together, & they're out of bomber range.

Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia's enormous & bloody freezing.

Allies invade on D-Day... 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.)

Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch. Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.

The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets 'o sunshine on Japan.

Russians steal half of Europe.

UK's spent almost every penny it had.

US starts telling everybody how it was all about them, & 64 years later is still doing so.

"Some of the World War II guys in 'Call of Duty' have, like, foreign accents... what's up with that?"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rld%20War%20II

Couldn't have summed it up better myself..
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Old 07-26-2009, 05:52 AM   #2
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rld%20War%20II

Couldn't have summed it up better myself..


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Russia & the USA don't do ****.

You got to be shi ttin me.
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Old 07-26-2009, 05:56 AM   #3
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You got to be shi ttin me.
they didn't until 4-5 years into a 6 year war
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Old 07-26-2009, 06:00 AM   #4
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they didn't until 4-5 years into a 6 year war

Lend lease. Learn the real history, not some stupid bullsh it you picked of the net.

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Lend-Lease (Public Law 77-11)[1] was the name of the program under which the United States of America supplied the United Kingdom, the Soviet Union, China, France and other Allied nations with vast amounts of war material between 1941 and 1945 ... It began in March 1941, over 18 months after the outbreak of the war in September 1939. It was called An Act Further to Promote the Defense of the United States. This act also ended the pretense of the neutrality of the United States. Hitler recognized this and consequently had his submarines attack US ships such as the SS Robin Moor, an unarmed merchant steamship destroyed by a German U-boat on 21 May, 1941 outside of the war zone.

no wonder kids these days are so dumb

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Old 07-26-2009, 06:16 AM   #5
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Lend lease. Learn the real history, not some stupid bullsh it you picked of the net.



no wonder kids these days are so dumb
wow, they ran supplies to their allies

they didn't get involved in the war directly though, if they were interested in helping the war effort they would have sent troops, but they wanted to keep their allies happy without actually getting their hands dirty

soft, until they were directly provoked
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Old 07-26-2009, 06:55 AM   #6
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That was a riot.
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Old 07-26-2009, 08:42 AM   #7
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Nothing has been mentioned about China in that file?
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Old 07-26-2009, 06:22 PM   #8
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wow, they ran supplies to their allies

they didn't get involved in the war directly though, if they were interested in helping the war effort they would have sent troops, but they wanted to keep their allies happy without actually getting their hands dirty

soft, until they were directly provoked

Your a dumb asss, stick to reading dumb sh iit internet sites, instead of actually reading about the real history of what happened.

I guess all those American Merchant Sailors that ferried all those supplies and died when they got torpedoed by Nazis where SOFT.

You ever heard of the FLYING TIGERS? US airmen unofficially sent to china to fight the Japs. Guess they dint tell you that in your stupid site.

You obviously don't know how the political climate was in the US back in the early 40s. The general public did NOT want to get INVOLVED in Europe. They considered NAzi Europe's problem not US.

Again please stop getting your info some dumb sh itt site, and posting it here and you talking about it like you know what the *** is going on.
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Old 07-26-2009, 06:23 PM   #9
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Nothing has been mentioned about China in that file?

How could they mention china, they are the same idiots who said US did nothing until they where attacked the site is dumb
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Old 07-26-2009, 06:25 PM   #10
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Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don't think it's funny any more.

Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor.

Suddenly the US doesn't think it's funny any more.

lol good read, not much about the Japanese going into China but it's stil relatively accurate.
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Old 07-26-2009, 06:34 PM   #11
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lol good read, not much about the Japanese going into China but it's stil relatively accurate.
yeh its accurate but still leaving out a ton of ****.
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My man Boogs raping the thread....
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