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    Default my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan

    so you know how i said id swing on an ape if it charged me

    well turns out my buddy has seen people fight apes in fight clubs when he was livin in taiwan

    says the apes are ungainly looking but strong

    but also says trained fighters fukked em up real bad since apes dont know how to fight an that apes are usually ascared

    exactly what i told yall before

    so i stand by my opinion that any one with an ounce of training would **** up a dimwitted ape in a fight

    no disease ridden ape can touch me in a fight

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    Default Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan

    Not surprising that you don't have smart friends.

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    Default Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan

    This is some amazing bullshit. Apes can rip a persons arm off. Their speed of attack is faster than any human can likely reach.

    Also, the apes being "scared" just means a more painful death for these imaginary fighters.

    We should get an ape to f[COLOR="Black"]uc[/COLOR]k you in the ass, you bitch ass lying ass ni[COLOR="Black"]gg[/COLOR]a.

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    Default Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan

    Quote Originally Posted by sweggeh
    This is some amazing bullshit. Apes can rip a persons arm off. Their speed of attack is faster than any human can likely reach.

    Also, the apes being "scared" just means a more painful death for these imaginary fighters.

    We should get an ape to f[COLOR="Black"]uc[/COLOR]k you in the ass, you bitch ass lying ass ni[COLOR="Black"]gg[/COLOR]a.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDYyv-iLmRY

    try an tell me again how fast an ape is

    clumsy an ungainly AF

    no skills not very smart

    extremely slow

    all they got is retard strength if u can avoid gettin wrapped up you can pound on it all day

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    Default Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan

    Quote Originally Posted by jaydacris
    big dumb and slow

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    Default Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan

    Quote Originally Posted by Rondooooooooooo
    Thats how grenades are thrown by humans

    But we didn't evolve from apes...

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    Default Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan

    Quote Originally Posted by chosen_one6
    Thats how grenades are thrown by humans

    But we didn't evolve from apes...
    Nope but we are devolving into apes.

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    Default Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan

    Quote Originally Posted by jaydacris
    The Gorilla is like

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    Default Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan

    parently in taiwan they set up fights regularly of beast vs man

    my buddy got stories i aint even repeat

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    Default Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan

    You realise these are like the cruel fights they used to have in Russia between humans and bears where they would declaw and defang the animal while starving and beating it. It's not a representation of how an ape attack in real life would occur.

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    Default Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan

    Are you that guy who was convinced he could defeat a silverback through his use of "armbar" and "splaying"? God that was an amazing thread.

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    Default Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan

    Quote Originally Posted by Swaggin916
    The Gorilla is like
    gorilla bomb

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    Default Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan

    what the **** do you mean by an ape? We are technically apes (great apes, along with chimps, orangutans and gorillas. There are also lesser apes like gibbons).

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    Default Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan

    Quote Originally Posted by boozehound
    what the **** do you mean by an ape? We are technically apes (great apes, along with chimps, orangutans and gorillas. There are also lesser apes like gibbons).
    apes like koko the ape

    you know banana having apes

    king kong is an ape

    and no humans are not apes

    apes sling shit while we build empires and iphones apes is just another dumb beast that shits in the jungle
    Last edited by King Jane; 03-12-2015 at 09:46 PM.

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    Default Re: my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan

    Quote Originally Posted by CasterL
    Are you that guy who was convinced he could defeat a silverback through his use of "armbar" and "splaying"? God that was an amazing thread.
    nah that aint me thats crazy

    i would not try an grapple with an ape cause they are strong i would swing on one if it charged

    they are slow so i would give it a two piece and knock it out with the swiftness
    Last edited by King Jane; 03-12-2015 at 09:45 PM.

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