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  1. 03-24-2014, 12:49 AM #1
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    Default What does it feel like to have sex?

    I want to know.
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  2. 03-24-2014, 12:51 AM #2
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    Default Re: What does it feel like to have sex?

    "like a ...bag of sand"
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  3. 03-24-2014, 01:11 AM #3
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    Default Re: What does it feel like to have sex?

    Sex is like always hoping you dont multiply
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  4. 03-24-2014, 01:13 AM #4
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    Default Re: What does it feel like to have sex?

    It feels great.
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  5. 03-24-2014, 01:15 AM #5
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    Default Re: What does it feel like to have sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnFreeman
    "like a ...bag of sand"
    No, that's tits. Sex feels like warm apple pie.
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  6. 03-24-2014, 01:16 AM #6
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    Default Re: What does it feel like to have sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Myth
    No, that's tits. Sex feels like warm apple pie.
    Apple pie tastes nice
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  7. 03-24-2014, 01:22 AM #7
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    Default Re: What does it feel like to have sex?

    Ask your mom, son.
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  8. 03-24-2014, 02:10 AM #8
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    Default Re: What does it feel like to have sex?

    Shove your lubed up peener through a flaming grilled cheese sandwhich...
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  9. 03-24-2014, 03:09 AM #9
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    Default Re: What does it feel like to have sex?

    Overrated.
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  10. 03-24-2014, 04:05 AM #10
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    Default Re: What does it feel like to have sex?

    Instead of using forehand grip to ma5turbate, use a backhand grip. A vag kinda feels like that except warmer and wetter.
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  11. 03-24-2014, 04:07 AM #11
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    Default Re: What does it feel like to have sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Brizzly
    Sex is like always hoping you dont multiply
    haha Brizzly
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  12. 03-24-2014, 04:35 AM #12
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    Default Re: What does it feel like to have sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by tgan3
    Instead of using forehand grip to ma5turbate, use a backhand grip. A vag kinda feels like that except warmer and wetter.
    You don't spit on your hand for authenticity? Noob.
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  13. 03-24-2014, 04:37 AM #13
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    Default Re: What does it feel like to have sex?

    Sex is like sticking your d*ck in a hot towel soaked with water.
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  14. 03-24-2014, 04:50 AM #14
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    Default Re: What does it feel like to have sex?

    Get a sandwich bag
    put vaseline in it
    lift mattress and place underneath
    hump away
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  15. 03-24-2014, 05:29 AM #15
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    Default Re: What does it feel like to have sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnFreeman
    Get a sandwich bag
    put vaseline in it
    lift mattress and place underneath
    hump away
    JohnFreeman speaking from experience
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