Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else

[ShaqAttack3234]

Originally Posted by atljonesbro

Actually no. You were committing a crime and if you got arrested you would be put in jail where every ones tax money would be paying for you. Plus you were setting an awful example for anyone who may have been around you, plus you were disappointing anyone who may be family or friend by doing it.

I'd get the worst out of the jail experience, by far, and really the money any individual would pay for such a thing is something nobody could possibly notice. I didn't do drugs around kids either so this example thing is some of the worst horseshit I've read. Pretty much everyone I was hanging out with had been to prison, done far worse shit than I'd dream of doing, and were older for the most part. I did not influence anyone to do drugs, and have made it a rule to never introduce anyone to them. Fact is, I always preferred doing drugs alone, and always thought it was a pain in the ass where you go to get your shit and getting into a situation where you end up hanging out.

As far as disappointing family and friends? This is the biggest joke, I won't get into specifics, but I'll just say that my family has disappointed me, and I can honestly say I don't owe them shit. The only family member who hasn't disappointed me, has their own addiction problems, which I'd say are worse than mine and have gone on longer.

Friends? My "friends" were the people I was smoking crack with, or the people introducing me to dealers. One of only a few friends I had who occasionally had my back was the same person who introduced me to both crack and heroin.

So once again, you've proven to be ignorant. All you did was repeat some bad cliches that sound straight out of an after school special.

[bmd]

I've scratched my balls and smelled my hand before.

I then headed straight to the shower.

[Knicks101]

I saw Pootie Tang in the theaters.

[bmd]

When I was a little kid I used to like to look at the women in the bra section of the JCPenney catalog.

And I also liked looking at the naked tribe women in National Geographic.

[LongLiveTheKing]

Originally Posted by SilkkTheShocker

Try watching a whole episode of iCarly without getting an erection. I dare you

[Bandito]

Originally Posted by bmd

When I was a little kid I used to like to look at the women in the bra section of the JCPenney catalog.

And I also liked looking at the naked tribe women in National Geographic.

You're not...KickAss right?

[MtMutombo]

oh god this is back

Glad I can go re-read Ace23 tho

[usa hoops]

I was an adult track coach, and an underage sophmore made out with me. She found herself alone with me, and she went for it. She was way too fine to resist.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

Hey I think I found SilktheShocker IRL. NSFW

http://imgur.com/xk7r6