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Old 08-30-2013, 04:19 PM   #1
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Default I watch myself during sex

I also flex and kiss my biceps when I'm done. Narcissist? I might be
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Old 08-30-2013, 04:21 PM   #2
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You just finished watching american psycho?
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Old 08-30-2013, 04:23 PM   #3
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You just finished watching american psycho?

I was doing that before american psycho. I should have gotten it patented.
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Old 08-30-2013, 04:27 PM   #4
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I also flex and kiss my biceps when I'm done. Narcissist? I might be
so what is the problem?
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Old 08-30-2013, 05:49 PM   #5
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so what is the problem?

This.

I think a lot of men look at themselves while doing it.
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Old 08-30-2013, 05:55 PM   #6
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nature doesn't give a shit about your sexual habits.

there is no 'right' way to engage in sex AFAIK. you either convince a partner to dance, or you fail, more or less.

watch every other plant and animal across the field of nature and tell me that modern humans judging each others' sexual habits should matter in the slightest in any way, shape or form.

3...2...1... now!
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Old 08-30-2013, 06:08 PM   #7
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nature doesn't give a shit about your sexual habits.

there is no 'right' way to engage in sex AFAIK. you either convince a partner to dance, or you fail, more or less.

watch every other plant and animal across the field of nature and tell me that modern humans judging each others' sexual habits should matter in the slightest in any way, shape or form.

3...2...1... now!

About 2 weeks ago I was watching porn when it dawned on me that I was getting bored of the same ole same ole. Big booty milf, *** guzzling teen, yadda yadda. I wanted something new.

I have no recollection of what exactly I typed into the search engine but before I knew it I was watching a dude getting berated by 2 midgets while they continuously slapped his balls. These foul mouthed little ladies kept going on about how the guy was a pu$$y, a bitch, etc. And then they upped the ante... they walked over to a dresser and pulled out brass knuckles and proceeded to use his sac as a speed bag. I shit you not. And they weren't mailing it in either, they were letting the poor guy have it, all the while still talking shit.

Then the guy proceeded to jack off on their faces and that was that.

Now I'm no zoologist or nature expert of any sort. But if you could, please direct me to any videos from the animal kingdom where I can see a similar scenario go down. It would be most appreciated.
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Old 08-30-2013, 06:31 PM   #8
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I watch Texas Batman during sex too.
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Old 08-30-2013, 06:43 PM   #9
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About 2 weeks ago I was watching porn when it dawned on me that I was getting bored of the same ole same ole. Big booty milf, *** guzzling teen, yadda yadda. I wanted something new.

I have no recollection of what exactly I typed into the search engine but before I knew it I was watching a dude getting berated by 2 midgets while they continuously slapped his balls. These foul mouthed little ladies kept going on about how the guy was a pu$$y, a bitch, etc. And then they upped the ante... they walked over to a dresser and pulled out brass knuckles and proceeded to use his sac as a speed bag. I shit you not. And they weren't mailing it in either, they were letting the poor guy have it, all the while still talking shit.

Then the guy proceeded to jack off on their faces and that was that.

Now I'm no zoologist or nature expert of any sort. But if you could, please direct me to any videos from the animal kingdom where I can see a similar scenario go down. It would be most appreciated.
haven't you ever seen the congregational practices of the hump-a-lot aquatic frogs in action? youtube it, bro.

haven't you ever seen dogs, cats and other mammals under the spell... not just that, but the range of deviance they introduce? google it, YT it, YTMD it, etc....

haven't you ever watched our close cousins, the apes, at the zoo? nothing is out of bounds for them! if they want to combine feces-flinging with successful sexual outcome of choice, do you have a problem with it?

do you realise that the higher cortical regions of the HSS brain is somewhere between 2x to 3x the size of the other apes? what do you think the likelihood of sexual habits, practices and 'degeneracy' would be upon the field of the massively-increased grey matter and white matter?

do you think it would tend to become MORE complex or LESS complex, dondadda59?
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Old 08-30-2013, 08:30 PM   #10
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About 2 weeks ago I was watching porn when it dawned on me that I was getting bored of the same ole same ole. Big booty milf, *** guzzling teen, yadda yadda. I wanted something new.

I have no recollection of what exactly I typed into the search engine but before I knew it I was watching a dude getting berated by 2 midgets while they continuously slapped his balls. These foul mouthed little ladies kept going on about how the guy was a pu$$y, a bitch, etc. And then they upped the ante... they walked over to a dresser and pulled out brass knuckles and proceeded to use his sac as a speed bag. I shit you not. And they weren't mailing it in either, they were letting the poor guy have it, all the while still talking shit.

Then the guy proceeded to jack off on their faces and that was that.

Now I'm no zoologist or nature expert of any sort. But if you could, please direct me to any videos from the animal kingdom where I can see a similar scenario go down. It would be most appreciated.

My scrotum retracted 2 inches just reading that.

I don't know what's weirder. That someone would make a video like that.


Or the combination of tags u typed in to get to it.
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Old 08-30-2013, 08:32 PM   #11
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haven't you ever seen the congregational practices of the hump-a-lot aquatic frogs in action? youtube it, bro.

haven't you ever seen dogs, cats and other mammals under the spell... not just that, but the range of deviance they introduce? google it, YT it, YTMD it, etc....

haven't you ever watched our close cousins, the apes, at the zoo? nothing is out of bounds for them! if they want to combine feces-flinging with successful sexual outcome of choice, do you have a problem with it?

do you realise that the higher cortical regions of the HSS brain is somewhere between 2x to 3x the size of the other apes? what do you think the likelihood of sexual habits, practices and 'degeneracy' would be upon the field of the massively-increased grey matter and white matter?

do you think it would tend to become MORE complex or LESS complex, dondadda59?

I don't know about all that. I just really like to peep my hulk smash. I wish my partner of the moment aka jump off would let me record it.
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