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Old 08-20-2010, 03:03 AM   #16
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Default Re: Salt- the worst movie of all time

I am sure it can be no worse than Eraserhead.

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Old 08-20-2010, 03:22 AM   #17
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Why would you go to the movies to watch salt?

Don't you have some in your kitchen?

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Old 08-20-2010, 06:20 AM   #18
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Man just got done watching this at home, glad I didnt pay for it. Hands down the most horrible movie ever. I thought wanted was bad, but this is 10x worst, and I didnt think that was possible. Sorry for the new thread, but I just want everyone to know that you should only watch this if you are into wasting your life away.


I f*cking told you so.

I'm glad you made this thread, because people need to see how bad this movie really is. I wasn't even able to watch the last 30 minutes of the film it was so bad, and to my discovery... I've heard this b*tch infiltrates the White House.

it's beyond ridiculous.


I've seen parts of the Last Air Bender and I think Salt is probably still worse.




This movie has one of the biggest plot holes of all time. I just can't believe somebody wrote this story and somehow it became big budget film.
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Old 08-20-2010, 06:29 AM   #19
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She not only infiltrated the White House, but she infiltrated the super secure secret White House bunker where the President and his staff stay during a potential nuclear war and shit. BUT, she wasn't out to kill the President. She was actually trying to stop Liev Schriber's character(you know, her CIA best friend guy) who was also a Russian spy bent on nuking key parts of the world(mainly Muslim parts - Mecca, Tehran, etc.) making it look like the US did it, thus sparking WWIII, which would see Russia emerge as the world's sole superpower. Apparently Salt had a change of heart about the whole plan after being saved by her future husband in NK, so she could no longer go through with it.
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Old 08-20-2010, 06:29 AM   #20
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That was not even remotely funny. You've got to be kidding me.

What's next? "Why would you go to the movies to watch Avatar? Don't you have one of ISH?"

I believe they refer to this as,

EPIC FAIL!

Stop "Waging"
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Old 08-20-2010, 06:34 AM   #21
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She not only infiltrated the White House, but she infiltrated the super secure secret White House bunker where the President and his staff stay during a potential nuclear war and shit. BUT, she wasn't out to kill the President. She was actually trying to stop Liev Schriber's character(you know, her CIA best friend guy) who was also a Russian spy bent on nuking key parts of the world(mainly Muslim parts - Mecca, Tehran, etc.) making it look like the US did it, thus sparking WWIII, which would see Russia emerge as the world's sole superpower. Apparently Salt had a change of heart about the whole plan after being saved by her future husband in NK, so she could no longer go through with it.




I have to watch this movie again.
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Old 08-20-2010, 06:43 AM   #22
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I f*cking told you so.

I'm glad you made this thread, because people need to see how bad this movie really is. I wasn't even able to watch the last 30 minutes of the film it was so bad, and to my discovery... I've heard this b*tch infiltrates the White House.

it's beyond ridiculous.


I've seen parts of the Last Air Bender and I think Salt is probably still worse.




This movie has one of the biggest plot holes of all time. I just can't believe somebody wrote this story and somehow it became big budget film.


Exactly, this movie was beyond horrible. Just unbelievable action with minimal acting and speaking, and no barely no story line at all. Angelina Jolie has to be the most overrated actress in the world. 1st Wanted, then Changeling, and now Salt, when will the madness end?
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Old 08-20-2010, 02:16 PM   #23
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Old 08-20-2010, 02:42 PM   #24
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my all-time worst movie has got to be Bowfinger. i just remember it being absolutely horrible.
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Old 08-20-2010, 02:45 PM   #25
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my all-time worst movie has got to be Bowfinger. i just remember it being absolutely horrible.


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Old 08-20-2010, 02:47 PM   #26
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I'm actually on the other side of this- I was surprised at how not shitty it was. My girlfriend wanted to go and I tried desperately to argue for a different movie to no avail. I thought the first 20 minutes were great and then it turned into generic spy/action movie but it was FAR from the worst movie of all time. I've seen several movies in the last few months that were much much worse. The Losers made Salt look like Casablanca.
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Old 08-20-2010, 03:48 PM   #27
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Meh, I thought it was fairly good.
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Old 08-20-2010, 07:21 PM   #28
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Half Baked is the worst movie I've ever seen.
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Old 08-20-2010, 07:45 PM   #29
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It's not the "plot" that made it bad for me (seriously guys, what the hell'd you expect?) it's some of the embarrassingly bad CGI and all the super tight shots of Angelina in the action scenes they use because she did her own stunts and sucked at it so they couldn't use a wide shot or she'd look like a retard.
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